A mad scientist writes in her diary just before attempting to take over the world. |
December 24th 11:30 pm The SUPER SECRET TOTALLY PRIVATE DON'T YOU DARE ENTER LITTLE BROTHERS TOP SECRET LAB!!! Dear Diary, At last, The Grinchinator is completed! It works!!! I tested it on a guinea pig last night and tonight I tested it on Little Brother #1 (who shall hereby be known as LB1). LB1 turned into a green puddle of acidic slime, just as I wished. Then I put him in a beaker and poured him over his Christmas presents. THey dissolved instantly! I'm a genius! I always knew I was! I told those kids in science class that I would rule the world someday but they didn't believe me! They will be the first to fall victim to The Grinchinator! But I only have half an hour to wreak havoc all over the world! I must get to work before Christmas day is here! More later. --Dr. Grinelda Grichicus, Evil Mad Genius December 25th 1:11 am Town Jail Dear Diary, It didn't work...once again I have been locked up in this pit. But what could I do? The acidic slime turned against me. What can one do against acidic slime? I believe it was LB2 who tipped the police off. He will pay. Just wait till I get out of here...At least there's a nice echo in this cell for practicing my evil laugh. Mwah-hah-hah!!! --Dr. Grinelda Grinchicus, prisoner...but not for long... |