Hotel Manofa state of mind

Hotel Manofa State of Mind (The Hotel Manofa is actually a real hotel in Amsterdam)

It’s like a top shelf magazine… no wait, that’s terrible, let’s try and keep this clean!
Okay start again and picture this… a fat man with his most favourite dish…
Is it banana caramel pie and ice cream? Or perhaps he’s got a bowl of pavlova, and from his lips you hear him splutter “that’s it… I feel it! I have the Manofa!”

And so it’s just another moment in time…
Ya know… those times when you’re feeling just fine!
You won't need those smokes sir...
Because here you don’t need to be a toker…
Staying at the Hotel Manofa requires that you just relax, have fun, and be a joker!
Only then can you enjoy that beautiful Manofa high.

It really doesn’t matter what clothes you wear but don’t you dare come with none of that trendy “look-at-me” hair…
Hey this isn’t a fashion show you know…
It’s all about how you live your life… come on man… I told you so!
So feel like a man-of-a dream with a “room services” mentality…
in a quite unmistakably and a better-believe-it’s-great-to-be…
yes it’s just another one of those wonderful Manofa times!

And so it’s just another moment in time…
Ya know… those times when you’re feeling just fine!
You won't need those smokes sir...
Because here you don’t need to be a toker…
Staying at the Hotel Manofa requires that you just relax, have fun, and be a joker!
Only then can you enjoy that beautiful Manofa high.

So how do we describe what it is to be? Okay wait a minute now let me see…
It’s nachos with a choice of dips…
A day without any annoying gits…
Or when a young lady smiles at me, yeah that’s right – she didn’t roll her eyes at me!
I’m not saying its ecstasy…
No, but it feels pretty good to me…
This is what I’d call a Hotel Manofa state of mind!

And so it’s just another moment in time…
Ya know… those times when you’re feeling just fine!
You won't need those smokes sir...
Because here you don’t need to be a toker…
Staying at the Hotel Manofa requires that you just relax, have fun, and be a joker!
Only then can you enjoy that beautiful Manofa high.