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Ace has two friends named Joe and Sophia Until this new girl comes and Ace falls for her |
My Perfect Relationship Ace: Look at that girl she is hot Joe: She is bi Sophia: What are you doing Joe: Talking about the hottest bisexual ever Sophia: (slaps Joe) You are such a pervert Ace: That’s what you get Joe: You are just mad cause she is hotter than you Sophia: (punches in the face) You bastered Ace: Aha you stupid ass Joe: What the hell are you laughing at I don’t see what is so funny Sophia: (throws a book) You are as big of a pervert as he is Ace: Hey lets stop with the violence and get out of here Joe: Lets go to all lunches Ace: Cant mom says if I fail one more class then my ass is grass Sophia: Nope to smart for that Joe: I didn’t expect your smart ass to go Mr. Rogers: Get to class Joe: I am not taking this Mr. Rogers: You better take this before I kick your… Ms. Man: You three get the hell out of my hall and get to class All: Yes sir Ms. Man: Mr. Rogers get your ass back to your post Ace: You know that Mr. Rogers is going to kick your ass right Joe: Hell no I can totally kick his ass Ace: Joe your so nothing Joe: say what you were going to say bitch Sophia: hey stop fighting Ace: hey Joe is my best friend you know Joe: yeah as we go on… Ace: are you you know singing a song Joe: what the hell are you talking about Ace: ok Joe Joe: (humming) as we go on we… Ace: there you go again with that song Joe: what the hell are you talking about Ace: you know what I'm talking about Joe: what the hell are you talking about Ace: Never mind its just a waste of time talking to your dumb ass anyways Ki: hi joe Joe: hey ki where is the rest of your name at Ki: joe you are so funny Joe: what the hell is he talking about Ki: joey come to me Joe: hey your so gay no you’re a frag Ki: (rips off face) hi Joe Joe: oh my god you’re a girl that’s nasty Ki: I'm not nasty Ace: that was the gaiest thing I ever seen Joe: man your nasty times 2 Ki: I will not be nasty when I put on these girl clothing’s Joe: Ace did you just see that she changed from man to girl in seconds Ace: don’t you mean boy to girl Joe: yeah whatever but look Ace: yeah shes hot I know Sophia: Hey who the hell is this smutty hoe Ki: Hi nice to meet you Sophia: Hi, (low voice) she still looks like a hoe just kidding Ace: You are just mad cause she is hotter than you Sophia: Whatever I am going home Ace: Okay bye let me walk this sweet thang home Ki: Sure why not Joe: Hey I want to go too Sophia: (in mind) I'm finally home who the hell does he think he is I have no idea what I saw in him back in 8th grade oh now I remember he use to be so nice and kind but now he is a big jerk. Its better if I not think about all of that I should just take a shower. Ki: Well we're here Ace: Okay well bye Joe: See ya Ki: Bye Joe: Well I am going to head home and eat some of momas homemade chili Ace: Okay Joe: See ya Ace: (running to Sophia’s house)I am going to meet Sophia at her house Sophia: (getting out of shower)(in mind) I feel so alone when I think he does not care Ace: (throwing rocks at window) hey sophia come out, hey whatever your mad at just hit Joe for it tomorrow ok hey we are best friends this is just like old times me standing here yelling to get you, throwing rocks hey come on Oldlady: get the hell out of my yard Ace: sorry Sophia: Ace over here you always think things are a game Ace:what do you mean Sophia: Ace you are still a kid and its time to move on Ace: what Sophia: grow up Ace: Sophia I always act like this Sophia: that’s why you need to grow up you and Joe Ace: hey now what did joe ever do to you Sophia: what did he do for you Ace: he took a bullet for me that is why he is my best friend havent you seen his sholder Sophia: Ace I'm sorry I never knew Ace: shut up (running) he would do anything for me that is why I love him like a brother Sophia: (yelling) Ace Ace come back I was just mad wait |