Cut Version: My Perfect Relationship

My Perfect Relationship

Ace: Look at that girl she is hot
Joe: She is bi
Sophia: What are you doing
Joe: Talking the hottest bisexual ever
Sophia: (slaps Joe) You are a pervert
Ace: That’s what you get
Joe: You are just mad cause she is hotter than you
Sophia: (punches in the face) You fruit cake
Ace: Aha you are stupid fruit cake
Joe: What the heck are you laughing at I don’t see what is so funny
Sophia: (throws a book) You are as big of a pervert as he is
Ace: Hey lets stop with the violence and get out of here
Joe: Lets go to all lunches
Ace: Cant mom says if I fail one more class then my tail is grass
Sophia: Nope to smart for that
Joe: I didn’t expect your smart mouth to go
Mr. Rogers: Get to class
Joe: I am not taking this
Mr. Rogers: You better take this before I kick your…
Ms. Man: You three get the heck out of my hall and get to class
All: Yes sir
Ms. Man: Mr. Rogers get your tail back to your post
Ace: You know that Mr. Rogers is going to kick your butt right
Joe: Heck no I can totally kick his butt
Ace: Joe your so nothing
Joe: say what you were going to say ugly hag
Sophia: hey stop fighting
Ace: hey, Joe is my best friend you know
Joe: yeah as we go on…
Ace: are you you know singing a song
Joe: what the heck are you talking about
Ace: ok Joe
Joe: (humming) as we go on we…
Ace: there you go again with that song
Joe: what the heck are you talking about
Ace: you know what I'm talking about
Joe: what the heck are you talking about
Ace: Never mind its just a waste of time talking to you anyways
Ki: hi Joe
Joe: hey Ki where is the rest of your name at
Ki: Joe you are so funny
Joe: what the heck is he talking about
Ki: Joey come to me
Joe: hey your so gay no you’re a frag
Ki: (rips off face) hi Joe
Joe: oh my god you’re a girl that’s nasty
Ki: I'm not nasty
Ace: that was the gaiest thing I ever seen
Joe: man your nasty times 2
Ki: I will not be nasty when I put on these girl clothing’s
Joe: Ace did you just see that she changed from man to girl in seconds
Ace: don’t you mean boy to girl
Joe: yeah whatever but look
Ace: yeah shes hot I know
Sophia: Hey who the hell is this smutty girl
Ki: Hi nice to meet you
Sophia: Hi she still looks like a hoe just kidding
Ace: You are just mad cause she is hotter than you
Sophia: Whatever I am going home
Ace: Okay bye let me walk this sweet thang home
Ki: Sure why not
Joe: Hey I want to go too
Sophia: I am finally home who the heck does he think he is I have no idea what I saw in him back in 8th grade oh now I remember he use to be so nice and kind but now he is a big jerk. Its better if I not think about all of that I should just take a shower.
Ki: Well we are here
Ace: Okay well bye
Joe: See ya
Ki: Bye
Joe: Well I am going to head home and eat some of mamas homemade chili
Ace: Okay
Joe: See ya
Ace: (running to Sophia’s house)
Sophia: (getting out of shower) I feel so alone when I think he does not care
Ace: (throwing rocks at window) hey Sophia come out hey whatever your mad at just hit Joe for it tomorrow ok hey we are best friend this is just like old time me standing here yelling to get you throwing rocks hey come on
Oldlady: get the heck out of my yard
Ace: sorry
Sophia: Ace over here you always think thing are a game
Ace:what do you mean
Sophia: Ace you are still a kid and its time to move on
Ace: what
Sophia: grow up
Ace: sophia I l always act like this
Sophia: that’s why you need to grow up you and Joe
Ace: hey now what did Joe ever do to you
Sophia: what did he do for you
Ace: he took a bullt for me that why he my best friend havent you seen his sholder
Sophia: Ace I'm sorry I never knew
Ace: shut up (running) he would do anything for that why I love him like a brother
Sophia: Ace Ace come back I was just mad please wait