The Inky, Stinky Leprechaun

The Inky, Stinky Leprechaun


The inky stinky leprechaun,
All dressed up in green.
His hair is red, his nose is long,
He likes to dance and sing.

He’ll dance for you an Irish jig,
But he is way too smelly.
He never brushes his crooked teeth,
Nor that part beneath his belly.

The inky stinky leprechaun
Wears buckles on his shoes,
And everywhere the stinker goes,
Each person shouts “P.U!”

If ever drinking green beer,
By keg or stein or pint,
Beware the stinky leprechaun,
Your ankle he will bite!

Your leg will get infected
Then it will get gangrene.
That inky, stinky leprechaun
Is just so freaking mean!