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Written for the Spewlitzer Prize contest. Deliberately bad poetry! |
Genus Ovis, A Love Poem The agricultural dwelling in which I reside Has naught but drosophila buzzing inside. So sojourn to the rouge quonset where you doth hide Your lanolin infused covering makes my loins swell with pride. Thy pulchritudinous bleating , I must confide Makes my inner core temperature rise like the tide. The lunar effulgence in your visage two-eyed, Makes me want to partake of a prurient ride. Your prehensile lips masticate the grain inside My perspiring palm as I stroke your backside. Your bestial pheromones cannot be denied. Oh! Genus Ovis, will you be my bride? ![]() ![]() ![]() |