When a Cutie Comes Rollin In, Jump On Em

The way he walked in was so dreamy. He looked as if he was floating. His name was Derek Conners. He had bangin' waves, was about 6ft. 2in, and had the biggest booty on a man I had seen. As soon as I saw him, I was in love. The best thing about him was his age. He was 23. The only thing that was wrong with him was that he was taken. But not for long. He was going to be mine no matter what!

I seen him at the mall. He was with his high-yellow girlfriend. She was so skinny, it looked like she needed to be shopping in the kids section. Anyways, I was checking him out so much, that I bumped into this old lady. Derek turned around and was about to help me up, but his girlfriend held him arm tight. They just walked away and left me sitting on the ld lady. I got off the old lady, helped her up, and apologized.

I was with one of my bestfriends, Stephen. He liked me and I knew it but he wasn't my type. I didn't want to hurt his feelings, so I didn't tell him we weren't friends anymore. Stephen and I walked on down to the food court to talk.