Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 05-17-07 @ 3:49pm Amusing Epitaph: Goodnight you Princes of High Places, Kings of Long Bungie Cords
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 05-17-07 @ 6:25pm Amusing Epitaph: Adora Bull: She was entrhalled by her own reflection; but the mirror broke, she cut herself, and died of a raging infection!
Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 06-07-07 @ 5:50pm Amusing Epitaph: Here lies Lifetime Channel. All us innocent guys killed it.
Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 07-18-07 @ 3:12pm Amusing Epitaph: He lies Aliza Lott, whose last lie got her shot
Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 07-25-07 @ 12:53pm Amusing Epitaph: Here, 'bout six foot down -lies the body of Nototious Nate - men hated him, ladies thought he was great. He lived large, if not unruley - until Sterile Steve came and shot 'im - when he found his wife was late.
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 09-08-07 @ 10:55am Amusing Epitaph: Here Lies A Man Named Greg, He Had An Extra Leg.
He Put On A Thong, That Ripped Off His Wong, And That Was The End Of His "Leg!"
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 09-08-07 @ 10:59am Amusing Epitaph: In This Hole Is Pete. He was A Sneaky Cheat. He Courted My Sister, I Shot But I Missed Her, 'Least The Bugs Will Have Something To Eat!
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 09-08-07 @ 11:00am Amusing Epitaph: Mandy Kaying: Watch Your Step!
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 10-25-07 @ 6:39pm Amusing Epitaph: Here Lie The Bones Of An Unknown Sot. His Body Won't Rot, He Drank A Lot.
Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 10-26-07 @ 4:55pm Amusing Epitaph: Riverboat Joel.
Borrowed to play.
Got himself in the hoel
Epitaph Engineer: pentatonic
Untimely Demise: 10-26-07 @ 7:53pm Amusing Epitaph: I died.
Frank (get it?)
Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 10-26-07 @ 10:48pm Amusing Epitaph: Frank Lee. Buried in reality.
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 10-27-07 @ 8:14am Amusing Epitaph: Anita Shovel
Epitaph Engineer: pentatonic
Untimely Demise: 10-28-07 @ 5:58pm Amusing Epitaph: Bill DaCaughin
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 10-29-07 @ 6:24am Amusing Epitaph: Phil Erupp: At A Gas Station, One Fine November, He Lit A Cigar And Turned Into An Ember.
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 10-29-07 @ 6:25am Amusing Epitaph: Manuel Dunn: Habitually Forgot His Sunscreen
Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 12-05-07 @ 7:34pm Amusing Epitaph: Sensa Yuma: Lost it all but kept the tuma
Epitaph Engineer: pentatonic
Untimely Demise: 12-05-07 @ 10:09pm Amusing Epitaph: Tom E. Gunde: Shouldn't have hung out with gangsters
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 12-06-07 @ 6:09am Amusing Epitaph: Kevin Federline... After Line After Line After Line.
Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 12-06-07 @ 12:49pm Amusing Epitaph: Mel O'deed: shoulda raced cars, sure loved speed
Epitaph Engineer: GMakin
Untimely Demise: 12-06-07 @ 12:55pm Amusing Epitaph: Lucy Lastic - Bungied badly
Epitaph Engineer: Summer... who's she again?
Untimely Demise: 05-01-08 @ 11:56am Amusing Epitaph: Here lies Hugh Jass... who had one. (Say out loud for best results!)
Epitaph Engineer: Summer... who's she again?
Untimely Demise: 05-01-08 @ 11:58am Amusing Epitaph: Sndra Slater / met her end / from the alligator / of a friend.
Epitaph Engineer: Katya the Poet
Untimely Demise: 10-17-08 @ 1:23pm Amusing Epitaph: Katya Outback / With my fellow / That's why your nails are / Turning yellow
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 10-18-08 @ 8:17pm Amusing Epitaph: They say your hair grows/ After you die / Now you'll finally have some / You old baldy guy
Epitaph Engineer: Steev the Friction Wizurd
Untimely Demise: 10-20-08 @ 8:12am Amusing Epitaph: Here lies little Summer's Child / She lived a life that was way too wild / Now her days of fun are done / Put to rest by her boyfriend's gun.
Epitaph Engineer: pentatonic
Untimely Demise: 10-20-08 @ 2:27pm Amusing Epitaph: Bob Dandy Weaved: He just couldn't avoid that fatal jab...
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 10-20-08 @ 7:01pm Amusing Epitaph: He drank too much, His car went crunch, Now he is a maggots lunch.
Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 10-23-08 @ 3:52pm Amusing Epitaph: Rosylyn Dempty/beautiful dive/pool was empty
Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 10-23-08 @ 3:54pm Amusing Epitaph: Bailey Murph/"10" on the beach/"0" in the surf
Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 10-23-08 @ 3:55pm Amusing Epitaph: J.C. Digger/Dug for clams/Clam was bigger
Epitaph Engineer: Summer... who's she again?
Untimely Demise: 11-01-08 @ 10:24am Amusing Epitaph: Mary D. Elf / stuffed a lion / with herself
Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 11-19-08 @ 8:39pm Amusing Epitaph: Bartholomew/claimed he was fast/wasn't true
Epitaph Engineer: Coal
Untimely Demise: 11-19-08 @ 8:40pm Amusing Epitaph: Harold Bonesby
Epitaph Engineer: Summer... who's she again?
Untimely Demise: 12-23-08 @ 10:12am Amusing Epitaph: Took the dare, he had the nerve / Tried my grandma's plum preserve / Oh the poor fool, said it stank / Grammy threw him 'fore a tank.
Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 12-23-08 @ 11:42am Amusing Epitaph: It's a grave, but don't grieve, it's not really sad, it's just Steve
Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 12-23-08 @ 2:39pm Amusing Epitaph: 'Member poor Daryl's hideous fate and smile, 'stead of tellin' your lover she smell like she been festerin' a while.
Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 12-23-08 @ 3:03pm Amusing Epitaph: Folks Called him Gawd-All-Mikey the mining Monkey. Met his fate when Ashley came down his shaft, and was a bit too chunkey.
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 12-24-08 @ 8:38am Amusing Epitaph: "He gelled his hair, so he'd be hotter, too close to a flare, now he's a rotter."
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 12-24-08 @ 8:39am Amusing Epitaph: Pete Moss - He's Been Here A While
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 12-24-08 @ 8:41am Amusing Epitaph: O. Howie Rotz
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 12-24-08 @ 8:42am Amusing Epitaph: Mike Arcus Lies Here
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 12-24-08 @ 8:43am Amusing Epitaph: May Herb Otty Rest In Peace
Epitaph Engineer: ~SilverMoonCranberry~
Untimely Demise: 08-19-09 @ 6:35pm Amusing Epitaph: He never noticed the hungry signs/Those large fish, up to the brim/Handsome face, his scent divine/Shark attendant, Lucky Jim
Epitaph Engineer: Dad
Untimely Demise: 08-21-09 @ 10:14pm Amusing Epitaph: Here lies Hugh G. Rection. At least he was popular with the ladies.
Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 08-22-09 @ 10:46am Amusing Epitaph: It's right here where we filled the hole with a box, that we filled with Phil. Don't grieve, he was a pill, just ask his wife, who'd fallen ill, got ignored then planned his spill. (cont.)
Epitaph Engineer: Mark
Untimely Demise: 08-22-09 @ 10:47am Amusing Epitaph: Poor Phil, down a hill like a rolling log, and into the mill. We're not sure if he's the box, or the fill.
Epitaph Engineer: Ravenwand, Rising Star!
Untimely Demise: 02-07-10 @ 9:58pm Amusing Epitaph: He Got The Trots, From Bad Tater Tots, Pooped Too Much, Now He Rots.
Epitaph Engineer: CopyPaper
Untimely Demise: 04-19-10 @ 7:00am Amusing Epitaph: Hugh Jactor, bumped his head. Fell into a trash compactor, now he's dead.
Epitaph Engineer: ~SilverMoonCranberry~
Untimely Demise: 04-20-10 @ 4:27pm Amusing Epitaph: OT: LMAO Raven
Ellie Mae Muse, had an excuse, yet her big caboose hung from a noose. Later on, her butt was chartreuse. RIP
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