The how to guide

This essay is a guide to break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend

How to Dump your Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Do you have that someone you just don’t like anymore? Are you currently trying to get out of that relationship? Well I have four simple step-by-step instructions to do just that.

Step one “The Ways”
There are many ways to break up with someone, such as, in person. In person is probably the hardest thing to do because you are forced to look at them and see their reaction. You may also break up with that someone over the phone or internet. The phone and internet is effective, and one of the easiest ways to break up with someone. If you do break up with someone over the phone or internet you may be subjected to being called a coward, because you could not do it to their face. One last way to break up with someone is to use what I like to call the “friend chain”. The friend chain can be either very simple or very complex. The simple way would be you telling your friend to tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that its over. The complex way is you tell your friend, they tell their friend, and so one and so forth. This way rarely works and is very hard to do because that person you are trying to get rid of may not believe who tells them and come ask you about it so would you have to do it in person any way.

Step two “Lines”
Some of the most cheesiest break up lines are the easiest and most effective way to break up with someone. Some of these include, “It’s not you, it’s me,” ‘We should just be friends,” “It’s just not working,” Were through,” “We live to far apart,” “Your smothering me,” or “I need my space.” Although these may be an easy way out tell the person how you really feel.

Step three “Excuses”
This step may be omitted unless the person you are breaking up with asks why. Here is an easy excuse if you are still in school, “I’m sorry but my parents wont let me see you any more”. Also you can use your friends, “My friends mean the world to me and I never get to see them anymore” (only use this one if its true). If you don’t want to be the dumper you could get on their nerves, make it so that they break up with you. Become what they don’t like, start doing what bugs them the most.

Step four “Voices”
Finally the last step. The whole break up depends on your voice. If you are mad because they cheated on you or they have hurt you let them know with your voice. Don’t be shy and quiet, have a firm tone that says you mean business. If you really don’t care just be polite, there is no need to be nasty with a break up.
My four steps to breaking up with your boyfriend/girlfriend are 95% effective. You must always remember though, be nice. For men results may end in a facial slap.