---------For Sale-----------
Pre-Owned Wife/Mother
Low maintenance; high miles;
great under pressure;Experience
as cook, seamstress, teacher,
babysitter, janitor, storyteller,
Playstation and computer
repairer; Expert in getting stains
out of t-shirts, unstopping
toilets, applying band-aids,
chauffering and cutting coupons.
My kiss magically makes "boo-
boos" disappear. Available 24/7.
Best offer (well, any offer) will be
considered. Call 555-help.
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