Stress Regurgitated

Another enigma masticating the masturbation of a world gone mad over cheez-its and cellphones winding tiny microphone cords around the necks of every God fearing American hell bent on retracting the gross Sony inspired retired admired ghostly memory of forgotten measures of the human soul go on then glorify that old funny thing you hold in the stands with all the screaming fans and wipe down your keyboard with the excrement of a hard days work secretly finding that guilty pleasure with the AOL "You've Got Mail" ...