The United Nations

It was a typical day in New York: Women were mugged and raped, men were shot and killed, and the occasional lunatic was thinking in his twisted mind, "Hey, it's a nice day out, why don't I go skydive off the Statue of Liberty?"
But today, in reality, is no ordinary day--Today, there is a UNITED NATIONS
MEETING!!
"Order! Order!" shouted America. "Alright, let's take roll. China!"
"Here!"
"Russia!"
"Here!"
"France!"
"Here!"
"Germany!"
" "
"I said, Germany!" Germany didn't reply, mostly because he wasn't there. But
suddenly, he rushed into the room, carrying his trousers in his hands, his boxers checkered with Swastikas.
"Oh! Oh! HERE!" Shouted Germany. "Here!" He said once more, pulling his
pants up and zipping up the fly of his trousers.
"All right, Germany, your tardiness is gonna cost you 10 nukes!" declared
America.
"But...but..." he sputtered.
"But what?" asked America.
"But, I was only late because we were only trying to send troops into middle east to find weapons of mass destruction!" said Germany.
"Don't be ridiculous, you weren't trying to find weapons of mass destruction, you were sending troops into the middle east to find oil. Now, you don't see America doing that, do you?"
"No..no, I guess not," mumbled Germany.
"Okay then, Japan!" America resumed.
"Here!"