Ode to Legolas

Ode to Legolas

Pointy ears, pointed toes, long blonde braids, & perky nose.
Shooting arrows as he goes. Heart beating fast as passions grow.

Orc's beware your accurate stare. I'd love to run fingers through your long blond hair.
To hell with Frodo & come with me. We can do it in your tree.

With your smile you melt my heart. Sexy grin & shivers start.
Riding shields down castle stairs. Please, don't mind my ogled glare.
My jaw drops, I'm missing beats. Holding breath and wetting seats.

One ring to rule them all. One elf on whom I call.
I'll go to Mount Doom & throw it in, so, you and I can do it again.
With virile immortality you claim my soul. Will you still love me when I'm old?

When you speak elvish in my ear. My clothes they start to disappear.
Gandalf help me, as I require, some magic potion to quench this fire.
Your hands upon me I can feel. Damn, I wish that you were real...