Lamblover

In the time of dis-peace He was born … The Cursed One… The beast so horrible, that nobody would dare to say his name aloud. He was devil himself… An advocate of interspecies relationships… Lamblover. Everybody was terrified at the sound of His name…
The Cursed One was a descendant of many evil demons, who visited Gentle Mountains in these times. Although, after events, which happened in there, nobody ever more called them that name. From that terrifying moment in history, that name was abandoned. Since then they were called Lamb Mountains. That’s because of the event which occurred that day on one of the hills in those mountains. Innocent, defenseless lambs were grazing. Suddenly hell came upon them. They were cruelly raped by all the demons. That’s how The Cursed One was born… From seed of all demons, accumulated in one, pretty lamb, which was grown enough to bring young. The Cursed One has come to the Earth that way.
Since then, world wasn’t a safe place any more. From pastures, there were disappearing lambs. Even rams weren’t safe. Only sheep could sleep without fear, because Lamblover didn’t like pussies.
Time had passed by, and at last, the sheep kind had almost extinct. Lamblover didn’t like sheep, but how can sheep exist without a ram? And how could they survive, if there was almost no young of them? The Last Flock was hiding in the city of Pussins. Brave monks where defending sheep kind. It wasn’t easy, but they sacrificed themselves. They knew, that in a short period Lamblover will make all sheep extinct. After that he would start to rape and kill other animals. Maybe even humans. And also they couldn’t watch innocent sheep die.
Master Pussini was a man, who was a leader of Pussins. He was the wisest man in the Universe. One day, he made a powerful spell. That spell had sent Lamblover to other, parallel world.
We can say, we have bad luck. Unfortunately, that parallel world is our world. From now on, we’re cursed. You probably wouldn’t believe me. I knew that. But it would be a sin, if I just saved it for myself. Without sharing it with others.
I know, that because of me, the world will be saved. Well, at least I hope so. I deeply hope. I hope, there would be a group forming, like Pussins. I’m sure, we aren’t irreversibly doomed.
I’m also sure, that soon, my work wouldn’t be only some text which would make you smile. I know, that you’ll soon know He’s real. It’s not only my imagination. You’ll see it yourself soon. The Lamblover is REAL.
Beware!!