In a restaurant

They sat waiting for a waitress. She looked at him and spoke.
"When you order don't ask for snoo. And it's soup, not slop. Your humor is too much."
"Okay."
Finally a waitress arrived.
"I'll have veal partison and spaghetti. No potato,"
"We don't serve potatoes with pasta." the waitress replied with ill concealed irritation.
"good" he said.
"I have some news for you." he said to his date.
"What?"
"I have a gig on Jay Leno's show. And I'd like you to marry me."
"I will," she replied. "This better not be a joke."