Ode To My Can-O-Cheez

For you my fiery passions will never end
Oh such sweet joy from one little squeeze

Jalapeno, pizza and Cheddar if you pleaz
Oh how I desire every sultry blend
Oh how I do love thee my can-o-cheez

With each yellow squirt you make my heart seize
I try to deny you, but I can't pretend
Oh such sweet joy from one little squeeze

Oh how you tempt me - you're such a teaze
With such golden bliss, how can I contend?
Oh how I do love thee my can-o-cheez

But when no more did flow, I met with uneaze
Alone with my crackers, my soul will not mend
Oh such sweet joy from one little squeeze

On with my coat! Don't forget my wallet and keyz!!
For this will be worth the three-fifty I must spend!!
Oh how I do love thee my can-o-cheez
Oh such sweet joy from one little squeeze