I can spel & right

I will now begin my wonderful typing skills and spelling/grammer perfection.
*5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Begin!* I luv da world so much, bcuz it iz so grat mon. We can eat as much as wi wan and and and we can can can get phat. Fast foooood is grat. Whatevr. Also another reason whi is cuz we have smartical ppl in dis earth. Dhey teachh us about dhe U.S. and America. AINT DAT GREET!! I wuv da animalz dat eat mi aunt cuz she was mean nasty and she looked phat on top of phat with a side of phat. Dats wacked up yo! Oh oh speakin of language, aren't r's amazin? We gots the greatestistist speakin word thingy on da earh! If u wan to b kewl go to skewl. U no those geeks and such? -0.0- dose guyz? Yeah dhey reallllllllllllly smartical. *Guy walks in* Oh looky dere! Itz a smart guy!! "HI SMRT GI!" ......"Hey..."...."CAN U TELL ME WA 2+2 is???" .."...4..." "4 wha?" .."To answer your question, 2+2 = 4" "Wha??" *Guy leaves* Woooo we! AIn't I smart 2? Waldo is mi bestest friend 2. He's in AA while I'm in BB and and and he's canabalist 2!!!! Don't I got grat friends? U no wha? Since he is mi bestestest friiieeend I migh a well tell him dat. He always dought dat I was weird or sumthin. So yeah. I better call him, wha's his digits agaain? Oh yeah, 1-800-Gay-pplz mmhm. I remember now!! Yeah so I better call him and tell him dat. ...1....5 no *clear* 1...8....9 BAH *clear* 1...800-gay-pplz yay!! =D *Ring*.......*RIng*.....*RING!* "Hello?" said Waldo. "HEY ITZ ME WALTER!"...."Hi walter. Whadda want?" "TO TELL YOU UR MI
BESTESTEST FRIEND!!" "Oh, why thank you." Waldo said. "OKAY WELL I BETER GOO DANKS!" Yepperz I told him dat he's mi bestest friend! I LUV YOU ALL! *Narragator* "The test is finished. Let's see the results from my score paper."

0/10 gramer
2/10 spellin
1/10 U actually hav friendz, or @ least you dink u do.
0/10 For smartness
10/10 4 makin my wife smile 4 da first time in 8 yearz
13/50 Overal

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