All walruses must be tied up!``

Try some tea and crumpets while the insane clown with the axe chases his fat brother dressed in nothing but his underpants runs around. Watch out, though if he loses his nose he'll take his pet walrus out of his cage and that walrus will become the busy humping sex puppet that the clown wants him to be. Dry your mouth on the napkin and give a history lesson of how white underwear became a common thing. The stain glassed windows inside this church are not what you would think. They're filled with pictures of monkeys doing heroin and rats smoking crack. The clown lets you know where you are when he and his brother calm down and they both hold you down at the table your tea and crumpets are at and forcefeed you the liver, onions, and magic mushrooms they just created. Then you fall for the walrus. He's looking at you with doe eyes. You look at him like you want to hold onto his big teeth and dance with him. All you want to do is dance. All he wants to do is have sex. You find out in the morning what really happened. You were tripping on LSD and mushrooms and in the morning you woke up with two other men. One of them has a clown tattoo on his arm and the other is just a fat and disgusting hairy man. You scream and when trying to get up you are very sore. This is why we tie up walruses and don't do drugs.