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Rated: E · Lyrics · Entertainment · #1279608
The opening song from Legally Blonde, the musical
Dear Elle,
He's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I got tears coming out of my nose
Mad props!
He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
Cuz you both got such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose!

Dear Elle,
Honey mazel tov
Futures taking off
Bring that ring back and show it to me.
4 carats
A princess cut
Are you psyched or what?!
I just wish i could be there to see

When he gets down on one knee!

omigod
omigod, you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
omigod, you guys
omigod, this is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
omigod, you guys

omigod!

Okay,
Everybody sign,
Good, Now form a line
And we'll start the engagement parade

Light candles in single file
Don't forget to smile
Lose the gum Kate, you look like a maid (sorry!)
Now prepare to serenade

shh! omigod
omigod, you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize shh!
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one quali-shh!
omigod-I'm serious!

Elle and Warner were meant to be
Not once has he ever hit on me (shut up!)
There just like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies
omigod

2-3-4
Daughter of Delta-Nu
Soon to be fiance'
Now that a guy chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard earned wage
And so he does not roam
Try not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man could supersede
Our sacred bond of sisterhood

omigod
omigod, you gu-

SPOKEN:
"Bruiser, where is Elle?"
(Bark)
"She's realized doesnt have an engagement outfit?"
(Bark)
"She's totally freaking out?"
(Bark)
"She's trapped in the old valley mill?"
(Bark)
"Oh sorry, the Old Valley Mall"

omigod
omigod
omigod
omigod
omigod

(Elle spoken)
It's almost there, but...


This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it cant come right out and say bride
Cant look like i'm desperate or
like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So bride is more implied

(spoken) There she is!
omigod
omigod, you guys
All this week Ive had butterflies
Everytime he looks at me its totally proposal eyes
omigod you guys

So help me dress for my fairytale
Cant wear something I bought on sale
Love is, like, forever.
This is no time to economize
omigod, you guys

(Courtney) (Spoken)
Excuse me,have you seen this, it just came in? It's perfect for a blonde.

(Elle)
Right with the half loop stitch on china silk?

(Courteny)
Uh ha

(Elle)
But the thing is you can't use a half loop stitch on china silk, it'll pucker.

(girls whisper)
omigod
omigod, you guys

(Elle)
And you didn't just get this just in, because I saw this on last May's cosmo

(girls whisper)
Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies

(Elle)
I'm not about to buy last years dress at this years price

I maybe in love but im not stupid
Lady, I've got eyes

(store owner)
omigod, Elle woods
Sorry, our mistake
Courtney, take your break
Just ignore her
She hasnt been well
Try this!
Latest from Milan
Go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientèle
Its a gift from me to Elle

(Elle)
omigod
omigod, you guys
This one's perfect and its just my size
See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise
omigod you guys

(girls)
omigod
omigod you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there was ever a perfect couple this would qualify
Cuz we love you guys

ELLE:
No I love you guys

(girls)omigod
(Elle)omigod
(all)omigod
You guys!

omigod!!

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