The opening song from Legally Blonde, the musical |
Dear Elle, He's a lucky guy I'm, like, gonna cry I got tears coming out of my nose Mad props! He's the campus catch You're a perfect match Cuz you both got such great taste in clothes Of course he will propose! Dear Elle, Honey mazel tov Futures taking off Bring that ring back and show it to me. 4 carats A princess cut Are you psyched or what?! I just wish i could be there to see When he gets down on one knee! omigod omigod, you guys Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies omigod, you guys omigod, this is happening Our own homecoming queen and king Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size omigod, you guys omigod! Okay, Everybody sign, Good, Now form a line And we'll start the engagement parade Light candles in single file Don't forget to smile Lose the gum Kate, you look like a maid (sorry!) Now prepare to serenade shh! omigod omigod, you guys Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize shh! If there ever was a perfect couple, this one quali-shh! omigod-I'm serious! Elle and Warner were meant to be Not once has he ever hit on me (shut up!) There just like that couple from Titanic, only no one dies omigod 2-3-4 Daughter of Delta-Nu Soon to be fiance' Now that a guy chose you Your life begins today Make him a happy home Waste not his hard earned wage And so he does not roam Try not to look your age Still in your hour of need Let it be understood No man could supersede Our sacred bond of sisterhood omigod omigod, you gu- SPOKEN: "Bruiser, where is Elle?" (Bark) "She's realized doesnt have an engagement outfit?" (Bark) "She's totally freaking out?" (Bark) "She's trapped in the old valley mill?" (Bark) "Oh sorry, the Old Valley Mall" omigod omigod omigod omigod omigod (Elle spoken) It's almost there, but... This dress needs to seal the deal Make a grown man kneel But it cant come right out and say bride Cant look like i'm desperate or like I'm waiting for it I gotta leave Warner his pride So bride is more implied (spoken) There she is! omigod omigod, you guys All this week Ive had butterflies Everytime he looks at me its totally proposal eyes omigod you guys So help me dress for my fairytale Cant wear something I bought on sale Love is, like, forever. This is no time to economize omigod, you guys (Courtney) (Spoken) Excuse me,have you seen this, it just came in? It's perfect for a blonde. (Elle) Right with the half loop stitch on china silk? (Courteny) Uh ha (Elle) But the thing is you can't use a half loop stitch on china silk, it'll pucker. (girls whisper) omigod omigod, you guys (Elle) And you didn't just get this just in, because I saw this on last May's cosmo (girls whisper) Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies (Elle) I'm not about to buy last years dress at this years price I maybe in love but im not stupid Lady, I've got eyes (store owner) omigod, Elle woods Sorry, our mistake Courtney, take your break Just ignore her She hasnt been well Try this! Latest from Milan Go on, try it on I take care of my best clientèle Its a gift from me to Elle (Elle) omigod omigod, you guys This one's perfect and its just my size See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise omigod you guys (girls) omigod omigod you guys Let's go home before someone cries If there was ever a perfect couple this would qualify Cuz we love you guys ELLE: No I love you guys (girls)omigod (Elle)omigod (all)omigod You guys! omigod!! |