Under my sofa

Get under the couch!
Clean the room!
Dust the the cabinets!
Mop the floor too!
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It's such a pain,
It's such a drag,
To strech your hand and clean it out,
To find what we ate last week.
There's a crap load of junk here!
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There's my sister's underwear!
Some Movie popcorn too.
Some bottles of beer,
And figures too!
So that's where the remote went!
There's my roll of tape.
Some unhappy dust bunnies and my mom's hat!
Here's some gum and there's a cracker!
Here's a pen and there's a CD!
Where's that cat nip?
Oh there it is!
A gum ball too!
Some stale skittles,
A torchic doll.
A couple marbles and a...
French Fry?
When will it end?
This abundance of stuff.
Hey there's my cat!
I wondered where he went.