Resume 2 D EXTRME

SMUTTY BUDDY
68-69 Slutty Lane
Whoreville, Dicsconsin 32987



OBJECTIVE:

To seduce a man by any means necessary. Hoping to find a sugar daddy, but more likely to get fucked by a old head. I am very comfortable hiding who I really am and acting like a sexpot.  Able to masquerade as a dime, while being a undercover duck. Unable to understand your relationship problems, but will fuck you until I become another of your problems. Let me show you what I'm willing to do just to be seen with you. Easily accessible/available for late night sessions. You call, you cum, you run.


WORK EXPERIENCE:

Very skilled in fronting like I have a job.  Yall see me in those 5 inch Hell-no's, and Ah-kee Coach bags.  In reality I have to complete a mandatory 20-25hr week training program to stay in compliance with Welfare-to-Work requirements.  I am willing to spend my childcare money on my hair, nails, toes, and eyelashes. I have lots of experience spending long nights drinking from the bottom shelve in the neighborhood bar; then arriving at above mentioned program late while the kids are home with whoever was still sleep when I left.


SPECIAL SKILLS:

Dressing scantily (skanky)
Fresh Pedicures, (dirty ass feet)
Quickies(aint nobody making love to a ho)
Fronting like I'm somebody I'm not
Accepts I.O.U's(you can tell me anything)
Showing off tattoo--wearing dirty panties
Late/last minute request honored (booty calls)
Having baby momma drama(2dxtreme)

Current Salary requirements:

Willing to fuck for dutch, ride in car, chinese food, Remy weave, cricket phone, or just fill me up on bs bout what you're gonna do.  Remember I'm not like your girl daddy, I'm stupid.  With enough liquor up in you you might think I'm sexy too.

If you feel like I could be a good fit around your dick, hit me up!  You can always catch me talking loud on my cheap ass phone.


                          NO REFERENCES


(Who you think giving me shout-outs?  I can't fuck or I would have been cuffed.)