The TPF Poem

(Not meant to be a serious poem, I was bored and decided to write one)


The Pet Family are a crazy bunch

There's Lucky who always cleans

And Willy whose really mean

Missy the fashion snob

And Fluffer a big fat blob

You've got Church, the science geek

And Junior who hasnt changed his shirt in a week

There's Alley who is really tough

And Gracie who shows her stuff

Spot who never blinks

And Bee Bee and Todd always stink

All together in the same home

Living in this house, you're never alone

But that's not all till later
Here comes somethin greater

Church makes himself a clone

And Willy's cousin won't leave him alone

There's Peaches whose crazy

And Cherries is lazy

The Pet family are a crazy bunch

And people don't love them much

But hear what I say

TPF are here to stay