The Aging Bachelor

Uncle Rod's Sage Advice ...

When in doubt, always punt.
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it means you're drunk.
Elderly sex is not for the faint of heart. Take your pills.
If you're over sixty and you think love hurts, it's because it actually does.

and other sage thoughts to help you through your day. Read on (must be over 21 to proceed further ... over 50 to get my phone number ... over 18 if you want to give me yours).