The day his wife found Ted in bed.... |
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=D28BUadUyEk Honourable Mention - Acme Comedy Poetry Contest Ted's Spots The day his wife found Ted in bed with spots upon his skin she promptly called the ambulance. They quickly took him in. Upon a trolley he was put and covered with a sheet. They placed a name band on his wrist and bed socks on his feet. The waiting room was oh so full, They didn't have the time to take a look at old Ted's spots. He'd have to wait in line. They left him in the corridor. His wife went for a meal. Ted fell asleep. Two porters came and freed the trolley wheel. They pushed the gurney down the hall. Old Ted, he just slept on and when his wife returned from lunch, she looked, but he was gone. A and E was in an uproar, nowhere could they find Ted. His distraught wife then threw a fit and ended up in bed. They searched all of the hospital but nowhere could be found the trolley with Ted and his spots. It must have gone to ground. Meanwhile Ted woke up in the dark. He thought he was in hell. It sure didn't feel like Heaven but then, how could he tell? He got down from the trolley and he felt round for the door. He found a light switch, turned it on. You should have heard him roar. They'd put him in the mortuary along with all the dead. No way was he remaining here! He scarpered home to bed. And that's where his dear wife found him upon arriving home. Laid on the bed, pushing out z's in harsh, intensive tone The moral of the story is 'Forget the National Health' You'll get much better treatment if you pay for it yourself! 8-6-8-6 Rhythm |