Septa

We are the bus stop bandits

Pirates of the public transportation system

Passing off arcade tokens for proper bus fare

We are criminals

Captains of our would be boarded vessels will swart our affairs if given the opportunity

“Step behind the yellow line, son”

“Please vacate that seat, it’s reserved for seniors”

“Transfers are 75 cents sir, not 60”

“I’m going to have to ask you to step off the bus, sir”

“Please calm down sir, I’m only doing my job.”

Well so am I

For I am a bus stop bandit

As sure as a pair of soggy socks will leave your feet in a state of discontent,

We will rain on your parade