Recipe For A Perfect Woman

Preheat oven and follow direction.
Prepare yourself for much affection.

If she is already hot, garnish with fruit.
If she is frozen, set aside, use substitute.

Remove inhibitions, proceed with haste.
For the best results, season to taste.

Add sugar and a pinch of spice.
Keep mixing to ensure she is nice.

Rub marinade on her, turning once.
If desired, repeat for several months.

Place directly on center rack of broiler.
Paying close attention not to spoil her.

Cook on low, uncovered, until brown.
Continue spreading emotions around.

If she starts to boil, reduce heat.
Simmer until she turns sweet.

Remove her from heat, add some honey.
Add a sense of humor so she is funny.

Serve with alcohol and start to chill.
Do not be shocked when you get the bill.