Julian

Out of all the world, Julian is
The ugliest boy that ever lived.

Including New Hampshire and Illinois,
Julian is still the ugliest boy.

His Mother says she loves him, but Julian knows
How much his appearance curls her toes.

His sister says "Jules! Try this new powder!"
But Julian's face still resembles clam chowder.

So his Father decided to give Jules away,
And he found a willing taker that very same day.

His family couln't believe their luck
As they watched Julian get loaded up the ramp of a truck.

As the dust blew up and the truck roared away,
The ugliest boy found his calling that day.

In the back of the truck, in a dark corner,
Julian found something that made his heart warmer.

A piano accordian all covered in dirt.
Something that couldn't say "you make my eyes hurt!"

So the accordian skills, Julian beckoned,
For no one could sit with him for over two seconds.

He taught himself everything he needed to know
And created his very own musical show.

Julian was happy for the first time in a while,
And the ugliest boy beamed, resembling bile.

The story ends here, for Julian's grown.
He's married with kids and owns his own home

He is no longer ugly, but quite dashing and coy,
His son Rudolf now holds the title of Ugliest Boy.