the creation of a character

Arguing with Jack Pruitt

"With absolutely no due respect reverend, if being a black man means that you act the way in which YOU portray a black man, as someone who demonizes the white man in order to gain a black following, when they themselves wish that they could be white, shown by there choice of ONLY white women, then yes, I am a racist.  If you are the definition of a BLACK MAN, then I proudly stand up and DECLARE that I, JACK PRUITT AM BY GOD A MOTHERFUCKING RACIST!...Based on the definition of racist actually is, and the role model you represent, I absolutely believe that I am better than you on a genetic level…100% superior.  Now, you can go and misconstrue this to o your constituents and as we are on a national liberal talk now, I am quite sure that I will be misrepresented in my statements…so with that, I would like to end our conversation with, Reverend Fox Stone, you can suck my fucking cracker dick."

The press room went wild.  Never before had such an exchange occurred on live television.  Sure, the channel 5 news room got heated on occasion, that was life when you run a mixed politics newshow.  However, the guests always treated each other with something that at least feigned respect.  This was the first time one of Don’s guests (and close friends for that matter) outright insulted and verbally accosted another guest.  Now, he completely agreed that the race baiting asshole had every word coming to him, but he couldn’t believe Jack had actually gone through with it.  Of course, if anyone was going to, it would have been jack.  He was never one to eat his words, nor to check them in lieu of insulting someone.  In fact, he lived for it.  He always made the statement that you cannot truly know where someone comes from or the inner workings of their mind until you have argued with them.

The Jack Pruitt Talkshow

I am an A**HOLE.  If you don’t like it, change the F#$@ing channel!!!  It’s a free country.

Jack is against organized religion, and entirely for the free practice of it.  “let those heathens have their rituals..”

Jack is absolutely minimalist government “when I need someone who is not me telling me what to do with my life, I will have a séance and talk to my long dead mother”

Jack is not just for legalization of drugs, he is actually FOR drugs.  “ let the people self medicate…we need to give them some kind of release from this fucking madness we call life.  Jesus, when you are expected to get married, have a “good” career (more on that), have children, in order to be a “productive” member of society…well, what happens to the God given ugly stupid guy, who is infertile?  Who is going to look after him?  Doesn’t he deserve to get laid, have fun?  That is the guy who NEEDS drugs

Jack on Pornography- “wow, I just heard this guy who leads the coalition against pornography.  What an asshole…you can just tell by his illfitting suit, asshole looking beard,  that this guy is probably the worst male lay of all time…I feel so sorry for his wife. He claims to know how a womans body works, and that women don’t like porn, but all he sounds like to me is some guy who watched too much porn and then found out, HOLY SHIT, my wife doesn’t like to be fucked like a porn star…hence, his disappointment.  So, how does he handle that? He lashes out at the industry that he  so once loved.  So sad that someone can have such unreal expectations as to believe that porn is not acting, and that strippers love their “johns” _my next topic

What is it about age in America?  What is the difference between a 17 yr old (legally responsible for ones own actions) 18, the age at which one is considered an adult (and allowed to smoke, participate in a porn film, join the military), and 21 (legally allowed to drink)?  Truth be told, the only difference between these various age groups is where government schools put them.  One can view an NC-17 movie ( yet, not appear in a sexual scene on film) when they are 17, but as soon as they turn 18, they are allowed to appear in said porn films, buy cigarettes, and die for their country,