A Guy Who Punched Another Guy

I saw some guy punch another guy for no reason today.

Yeah?

Yeah. He just walked up to the dude and hit him, then walked away like nothing happened.

What the fuck?

I know, right? Anyways I walked up to the guy and asked him "Why'd you punch that guy?"

What heppened?

He punched me too.

Holy shit. Did you kick his ass?

Not really. I was slightly stunned for a moment. But later, I caught up with the guy and started to follow him.

Did he notice you?

Fuck if I know. I just followed him. We walked for a couple miles in a circle around the block, and during each round he ordered three coffees from the coffee store on the corner, which he proceeded to throw out on the next corner.

Weird.

Not really. But anyways, we evenually got to his apartment and he unlocked the door and beckoned me inside.

Wait.

What?

That means that he noticed you.

What?

You said "Hell if I know" when I asked you if he noticed you.

Well, he might have noticed me when we got to his building.

Oh yeah.

Well, shortly after I walked inside, he just sat at his computer, which wasn't turned on, and stayed there for a few minutes. This gave me a chance to look at his place.

Was it strange?

Not really, just a stereo, a few CDs here and there, plus a TV and some dirty dishes laying around. Although, he had an overabundant porno collection, ranging from cartoons to live action in every category of fetish you can think of.

And you actually had time to confirm this?

Yeah.

Did you steal any?

No.

You're a fag.

Shut the fuck up and let me finish.

Okay.

Well, he finally turned on his computer and when it was all booted up he opened a word processor and started typing "Eat a dick with your ass" over and over. Then I asked him if he had any beers and he said "In the fridge." So I went over to the fridge and got a beer and just left.

What kind of beer was it?

Some generic brand.

Huh.