Joke of Vengence

If I thought they'd do damage-
before starving-
I would set maggots loose
in your head.

If I believed you were allergic-
I would add fish grindings
to all that you eat.

But, maggots would go
unnoticed.

And, though you deny
tuna fish from my skillet-
you feel it is harmless from a can.

So, I will laugh and be on my merry way.