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by ObnoxiousPanda

Rated: 18+ · Survey Form · Adult · #1451153

Obviously i'm not talking about food. So what is your female preference?

What do you prefer your dream girl to be like? (assuming that you like women).

PLEASE Remember, please answer Seriously (as in Truthfully) (you may laugh, but it's the answers (results) which I require to be truthful)! It's not cool for everyone to screw up the quiz by summing up a conclusive suggestion like (for example) "i love fat, juicy, freckled jugs on my bitch with green shitty sprinkles on top". (of coarse there is no such answers to possibly allow you to do so, but i'm just making a point here)

*DISCLAIMER BEGINS HERE*:
PLEASE note that this quiz/survey is only supposed to relieve boredom. I have had a few reviews claiming that this document gave them an uncomfortable feeling (I overuse my unique creativity a bit too often sometimes). For example, I give examples and descriptions of what your choice comparatively looks like in the real world. So proceed with rudimentary caution. send me reviews about what you think about the quiz.
*DISCLAIMER ENDS HERE*

Anyways, this can be impossibly dream like or down to earth. Also, please keep in mind that this survey/quiz can be too specific to your liking.

Now go have fun like a little ignorant child!

(btw, this is under the "health" genre for no apparent reason besides curiosity)

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Update: I will not be adding any more questions to this quiz/survey due to the limiting factors on my type of membership (25 fields/questions max). So I will only continue modifying it. But i might create another quiz if enough people take this quiz and/or recommend me to make another one.

many thanks to those who took the quiz and those who sent me feedback!

Multiple submissions allowed | (R) denotes a required field.

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1. What age category should she be in? (relative to Earth years if not normal human) (R)

9 or younger
10 to 14
15 to 19
20 to 24
25 to 29
30 to 34
35 or older

2. What color should her hair be? (natural colors) (if she has NO hair, leave this blank) (this question is not required)

Black
Dark brown
Light Brown
Dark blonde
light blonde
red
mixed/other (ex: dirty blonde (brown and blonde), green/blue/etc. (alien/mutation))

3. Of what race/ethnicity is she? (not nationality (the place she was born) (and this does not mean skin color; a future question will ask that) (R)

Caucasian or primarily Caucasian
African or primarily African
Asian or primarily Asian
Middle-Eastern or primarilt Middle-Eastern
Hispanic/Latino or primarily Hispanic/Latino
Native (south/north)American/Oceanian or primarily Native (south/north)American/Oceanian
Alien (humanoid non-human) or primarily alien

4. What naturally colored eyes (irises) should she have? (R)

Dark brown
light brown
bright/sandy hazel
medium green
deep/cyan blue
sky blue
special color (hazel-green/grey/platinum/mixed/etc.)

5. What skin color should she have? [overall body; saturation (color) and luminosity (how light)] (not exactly ethnicity/race) (R)

paper white (very low sat., high lum.) (could be mistaken for a dead person)
white (low sat., high lum.)
light tan (medium sat., medium/high lum.)
medium tan (medium/high sat., medium lum.) (your typical beach babe)
brown/heavy tan (medium/high sat., low lum.)
black/dark brown (low/medium/high sat., very low lum.)
other... (she is very uNiQuE) (green/alien? blue? rainbow? or maybe polka dotted?)

6. What should her size be? (true height in metric measurement) (R)

Microbial (less that 1 centimeter)
Handheld (1 centimeter to 20 centimeters)
Miniature (20 centimeters to 1 meter)
Human sized (1 meter to 2.5 meters)
Giantess (2.5 meters to 200 kilometers)
Sub-Planet sized (200 kilometers to 10,000 kilometers)
Feminine extraterrestrial organism of great mass (more than 10,000 kilometers)

7. Assuming that she's got a humanoid figure, what shape is she in? (width to height; not height) (R)

ectomorphic (slim/slender/skinny)
mesomorphic ("fit"/"busty")(ex: broad upper torso, slim waist, curved, etc.)
endomorphic (wide/round/fat)

8. How do you like her titties to be shaped?

DISCLAIMER: the following names given to the specific types of a female's prize entities are not issued by me. I repetitively found them used in several unofficial sources which decided to give them analogous nicknames (such as these). (R)

perky beestingers (medium to large)(round bottomed, downward sag, nipple pointed outwards)
round pancakes (large)(near perfectly rounded from bottom and sides, and semi flat)
dome hills (small)(almost perfect semi-spheres with nipples at center)
handhelds (medium)(nipple centered, round all around, with normal sag from gravity)
melon jugs (large to x-large)(large, round/ovular breasts that mimic cantalopes/watermelons)
giant hot dog sacs (large to x-large)(nipples pointed down/diagonally, looks like a long hot dog)
flat chested, please (x-small)

9. What should her bust be? (in inches(first) or centimeters (second) relative to her true size). (for those who dont know, the number stands for the measurement around chest (including breasts) and the letter is the cup size).

note: B and C cups are average.
If you have difficulty deciding or understanding bust sizes, try googling the following names for a good examples of bust size (I don't care what you think about the body; i'm just here to show the bust):
For A cups: Ali Larter, Alicia Witt
For B cups: Jessica Alba, Adriana Lima, Crystal Klein, Sandra Hess, Alina Vacariu
For C cups: Ali Landry, Aiko Tanaka,
For D cups: Emily Scott, Shay Laren
For E cups: Keeley Hazell
For F cups: Jelena Jensen

Thats all that I can think up off the top of my head. From these pics you'll learn that cup size (the letters) determine the width of each breast; not the amount of goodies/material/stuff inside. (R)

27A to 29A (70A to 74 A) or smaller/none
29B to 33B (73B to 84B)
30C to 37C (76C to 94C)
31D to 40D (79D to 101D)
32E to 45E (81E to 114E)
34F/G to 55F/G (86F/G to 140F/G)
37H/I/J to 70H/I/J (94H/I/J to 178H/I/J) or larger

10. Of what density would her mammaries (breasts) be? (R)

normal - nothin' better than the old classics that your ancestors settled for.
rather dense - feels nice 'n full
rather thin/bouyant - don't be surprised if they bounce around her chest more often than usual..
considerably dense - falling on you (chest-first) may prove near-fatal
considerably thin/bouyant - density is almost equivalent to that of a rather dense foam ball
abnormally dense - like packed w/ lead shot, they are! standing up would be a workout if >size D
abnormally thin/bouyant - she could swim across the atlantic without a life jacket

11. How soft/fluid or firm/hard do you like your jello's? in other words, the plasticity/fluidity (of the internal structure; not the skin) (R)

normal - yummy pockets of flesh&fat(yes,the jello momma gave u was primarily fat)
kinda soft/fluid - fluffy pillow-grade jello
kinda hard/firm - for those who need voluntary stressballs
quite soft/fluid - an organic sponge that can be displaced up to 50%
quite hard/firm - schwarzenigger tits - rock hard!
impossibly soft/fluid - reacts like a rather thick&fleshy water balloon (imagine!)
impossibly hard/firm - embarrasses today's modern non-newtonian armor; deflects bullets

12. What kind of pubic hair? (or no hair?) (R)

Coarse 'n Scratchy (short) (good for those who get ichy during sex but dont wanna stop)
Coarse (long) (curly/wavy) (you gasp, "She's got a beard!") (good for hiding something)
Coarse (long) (straight) (probably woven into a scarf in case she might get cold in bed)
Fine (short) (good for shaving little pictures and symbols down there)
Fine (long) (curly/wavy) (a pleasantly warm bed-time pillow)
Fine (long) (straight) (maybe with with fancy braids or pigtails? that end in cute little pink bows?
Shaved (bald) (great for showing off her prize)

13. What amount of labial "material" (labia minora) (aka meat flaps, roast beef, fish filets, etc.) should her vulva have?

Another DISCLAIMER: these titles, "roast beef", "slit", "pink taco", "fish filet", etc., which are given to specific forms of vulva are respectively named and know by a mass number of people (whom I do not know) - not me: the person who just uses the common form of address to these particular subjects. (R)

Large (enough to act as cushions for hardcore ramming and grinding)
medium (standard american roast beef)
little (just for decoration)
almost nothing (as though they are playing hide and seek with you)
None (the opening is a only a slit) (only labia majora)

14. What amount of color and what color should her nether regions have? (all ethnicities apply)

And another DISCLAIMER: i'm just describing the color of her nether regions. (R)

dark brown (roast beef - well done) (would you like some BBQ "sauce" with that?)
flushed purple-red (roast beef - medium rare)
mild blush chicken tenders (roast beef - rare)
normal light pink
pale white
warmly cultured light tan
oven-baked (toasty brown) tan

15. What texture should her nether regions have? (if it were shaved clean) (R)

Rough/grippy with great lumps on them
Rough/grippy with small clusters of bumpies on em
Rough/grippy with a matt texture
Smooth as warm silk/satin
Smooth with rounded goose bumps
Smooth with rather large flat lumps

16. What should her vaginal tract's retracted (unstretched) width be? In other words, how should the opening of her vaginal tract present itself to you? (or no one in particular) (R)

Really WIDE&loose: like the entrance to a montrously large and wrinkled cave
Rather wide: gaping open hungrily for something to fill it
Slightly wider than normal: you still see a small hole that leads to the rest of the vagina.
Normal: closed, but with a small bit of effort, anything can enter her
slightly narrow: some wriggling and pushing is required for valid entrance
Rather narrow/tight: gotta "screw" your way in!
Really Tight: it's sealed shut as though the vagina isn't even there

17. What type and amount of BODY hair (excluding hair on head) should she have?

yet another DISCLAIMER: i'm just giving examples of the possibilities, thanks. (R)

A lot of coarse, long, curly/wavy hair (like a sexy, bushy gorilla)
Thick/coarse, straight, and enough to have it woven into sheets of armor if her hair were kelvar
Coarse, straight hair thats cut short into sharp spines so that her limbs mimic the arms of a cactus
Fine, long, curly/wavy hair for her to become your new life-sized teddy bear
Fine, long,& straight hair so that she'd be mistaken for an ornamental lantern if hung on ceilin
Fine, short hair/fur (normal)
No hair

18. Where/how does she work (for money)? (R)

she works in a small business (retail store/gas station/waitress/cashier/bartender/etc.)
she deals with economics/social sciences (lawyer/social worker/stock marketer/accountant/teacher/etc
she works within the science/medical major (doctor/researcher/scientist/etc.)
she's part of the law enforcement
she's from the dark side (theif/mobster/assassin/prostitute/poledancer/etc.)
she doesnt work for money; she's for community service/a slave/eats what she finds for a living
she don't work(lazy/stupid/begger/independent person who's disconnected from society)

19. What sexual orientation is she? (this may be a bit confusing on the trans part) (R)

Homosexual (lesbian)
Heterosexual (straight)
Bisexual (likes both sexes)
Transexual (once a man but now a girl)
Transexual (once a girl but now a man)

20. How physically modest is she? (R)

Extremely - dresses like a muslim women and even covers her eyes with shades
very - covers up all of her body with plain clothes, leaving only her face and hair exposed
rather modest - covers up most of her body with ordinary-to-good looking attire
slightly immodest - sports more showy clothing such as v-necks, cowl-necks, and rather tight clothes
very immodest - attempts to catch attention; exposes almost enough of body to be considered a slut
totally immodest - can do anything with herself to get what she wants

21. Assuming that she likes you, should she be shy or outgoing? and to what point? (R)

outstandingly shy - her face'll turn into a large beet w/ barely distinguishable facial features
Really shy - she'll run away (w/ a blush) if you smile at her
Kinda shy - prefers to retain her rights to remain silent but will talk occasionally
Normal - might talk if she's interested depending on mood
kinda outgoing - won't mind to engage in conversation
really outgoing - she won't fret to engage in contact with you
outstandingly outgoing - she aint scared of sex (just the STDs lol)

22. What should your initial relationship be with her if she was to be your future wife/mate/lifelong-partner? (R)

we just met off that one night stand
she used to be my archrival/enemy
we were an oddly matching pair when we first met
we met at a matchmaking program
I bought her from *somewhere* (example: ebay?)
we met by co-incidence
she'll never meet me; only i shall meet her...

23. How sexually active is she? (R)

It's like she never knew she had a hole down there; she almost dislikes sex
She won't be the one to ask for sex...
It'll be months til she wants some
"She'll get it going in 7 days..."
sex = her sanity medication; she's gotta get her daily fill
she's addicted: she can't keep her mind off sex for 5 minutes
She'd be a machine if it werent for those sounds she makes!;she just keeps going...

24. If all her physical attributes appealed to you but not her personality (assume that she's just mean/weird/evil/too innocent), would you pardon her terrible personality and just accept that she's just too perfect to leave/ditch/dump? (R)

Yes; i only want what i can see
yes, maybe; i tend to look more on her beautiful body
maybe not; i tend to look more for a good personality
No; both the inside and the ouside equally matters
No; personality is true (inner) beauty. (i honestly don't really care if she's fat and ugly)
No;she must be perfect for me! I'll search the end of the world for her even if she dont exist!

25. Lastly, if she were to ever cheat on you and if you ever caught her red-handed, what would you say to her? And in what manner? (note: you are NOT required to answer this if you and her were never in a relationship)

in a cheerful manner,"Masterfully done! Do you know how hard it was to get rid of you?"
rhetorically, "Do you have any idea how much you suck!?"
like a sad, 3 year old child, "I thought you loved me..."
excitedly, "Swweet! Three-some!"
curiously, as though nothing happened, "Are you a Christian?"
say nothing, and walk away
say nothing, but keep staring at her and stalk her for what she's worth until she says sorry

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