Collection of my Comedy Poems

Where do I begin (ya know...I seem to be making this a regular beginning to quite a bit of my "introductions" on the Internet, lol!)? All righty then, well...I don't normally write comedy pieces so...what I might think is Comedy, the rest of you or some of you might not...I tried :)!!! But, with more writing, I'm sure I'll get better at it!!!! Anyway...I LOVE to laugh (who, other than the one's that really physically hurt from laughing, don't like to laugh)!!!! I did at ONE VERY SMALL part of my life, wished to be a comedian, LOL!!!! I'd be the one that gets the pie in the face, or the rotten veggies thrown at!!! But, all I can say is, "I tried!!!"...and I won't give up on writing more and more...even with new categories!!! Well..I really do hope some of ya enjoy my work!!! And, feel free to give me some constructive criticism, it could NEVER hurt!!!! Just, please remember, everyone is HUMAN (well...NOT EVERYONE!!! lol), and EVERYone makes mistakes!!!!

Ok, please, feel free to laugh as well!!! Enjoy!!!
Sincerely,
Rebecca :)