Midrash or not? |
"Yawn." I gaze at the news. A particle accelerator 17 miles wide. Sleepy time. Fooooooooom! What? I can see brilliant colors. I'm drifting down a cool stream. "Look." a voice whispers. My eyes are floating over my body. "Yes." I reply to my eyes. It is a vortex. Something tells me to kiss. I kiss a large bunny's nose. The bunny sneezes. I bless the bunny. The Earth is gone. I wonder what I must do. A happy Lady places my eyes back in my eye sockets. "Do you want to go inside?" she asks. I nod yes. I can hear my dad's metal @Hoover vacuum. Am I going back in time? "The stairs are almost done." Dad states... The happy Lady is rubbing my bell with the bunny's feet. I burp. There is a faint announcement, "...accelerator has exploded." I ask the happy Lady, "Why?" She laughs. It is time to take action. I dial the interdimensional Para-Church. Saint Shannon appears to me. "We can not take particle sphaghetti." she is serious. I start to giggle. She snatches my umbilical cord and pulls me to a recycling bin. I want to be saved. I start to recite, "Owl's house is now a tree trunk." "That's a fine piece of cake." Saint Shannon replies. "Cake?" said I. . "Is this all there is?" The bunny sneezes. I wake in my lazy boy chair. There is a happy brook on my lap. Another announcement, "The accelerator has stabilized. Some dimensional ripples may occur." I take another nap. (?) |