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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Family · #1466491
Imperfect moments make perfect parents ....

Don’t have a child if...

1. You have a mountain of debt
2. You like to sleep in
3. Saturdays and Sundays are for celebrations
4. You like peace and quiet
5. You have white carpet or furniture
6. You like to shop alone
7. You hate to cook
8. You love your career
9. You want to travel
10. You are always running late
11. You eat your dinner in front of the T.V.
12. You own a new sports car
13. You hate math
14. You never make your bed
15. You can’t sing
16. You do not want to taxi the whole neighborhood around
17. You forget how to add and subtract fractions
18. You do not like anything “fad”
19. You pass out at the sight of blood
20. You swear often
21. You don’t exercise
22. You can’t spell
23. You can’t handle puke or other body fluids
24. You hate animation
25. You never put your dirty clothes in the hamper

Have more than one! There is a certain amount of perfection in all of our imperfections. Thankfully, our children see the perfection more so than the imperfections – most of the time.




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