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Rated: 18+ · Poetry · Nonsense · #1470527
a few cute limericks... fairly mild by my standards - no cursing
The Smiths took a Swedish vacation,
They wanted a sex operation.
      Now he is a she
      And she is a he -
They went home and made quite a sensation!


What happened to poor, pouting Polly,
Was the fault of that wimpy nerd Wally.
      He heavily ‘pet’
      She got more than wet -
Now Wally and Polly have Holly.


Some may think Long Dong Silver’s a stud,
‘Cause he’s got an eighteen inch long pud.
      Who takes it all in?
      You ask with chagrin -
There is no one…his pud is a dud.


Last week Bilious Belinda the Blimp
Tripped and stepped on Bad Boris the Pimp.
    She crushed his one ball
    In the mists of it all –
Poor Boris now has a 'bad' limp. *Blush*
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