The Smiths took a Swedish vacation,
They wanted a sex operation.
Now he is a she
And she is a he -
They went home and made quite a sensation!
What happened to poor, pouting Polly,
Was the fault of that wimpy nerd Wally.
He heavily ‘pet’
She got more than wet -
Now Wally and Polly have Holly.
Some may think Long Dong Silver’s a stud,
‘Cause he’s got an eighteen inch long pud.
Who takes it all in?
You ask with chagrin -
There is no one…his pud is a dud.
Last week Bilious Belinda the Blimp
Tripped and stepped on Bad Boris the Pimp.
She crushed his one ball
In the mists of it all –
Poor Boris now has a 'bad' limp.
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