Touchy-Issue-Number-One Gay Marriage

For a lot of girls the wedding is a day never to forget. And for a lot of guys it’s a day to face your biggest fear. I like weddings. The fun, the food, and the part wear your least favorite Aunt/Uncle gets drunk and brakes her/his arm trying to do the “Chicken Dance”. Yes, I think weddings are swell! And I think every one should get married. INCLUDING GAYS!
         Years ago our four fathers came to this “great” country to install a system to allow every man to be free. Later minorities and women had to fight for there freedom  but you get the point. And now we have some Bible pushing, redneck, scumbags trying there ever so hardest to take gays out of the human race by taking away the simple right to marry. I say this next line hypocritically but these people are Communist.
         I don’t see a problem! A lot of people try to tell me “The Bible says Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve”. And yet these are the same men that when you throw a girl on girl porno at the they drool over it like a dog trapped in a car during a Miami heat wave. Pulse the Bible has nothing to do with the state! State and church are SEPARATE!!! Can you  try to be more like a Taliban, assholes! Don’t get me wrong, I’m Bible Baptist but I think that people who want to put state and church together in any way should be put in jail or forced inside a  Medieval torture devices like the Iron Maiden.
         And then you have your freaky old people who say “ Gay marriage put the marriage of a man and a woman in danger!” Wrong, wrong, wrong! Here is a list of things that puts your married in danger
1) Forgetting Anniversary
2) Cheating On Spouse With The Cleaning Lady Who Doesn’t Speak English
3) Having Kids
4) Blaming Your Ruined Marriage On Gay Marriage
         If you think gay marriage ruins straight marriage than wouldn’t straight marriage ruin gay marriage. Therefore all marriage is fucked and no one should get married.
         But lets not forget the parents how don’t want gay marriage because then there kids will learn about it in school. Dude, its called tolerance. Just like how every kid needs to know there name they also need to learn there sexual orientation and how to accept others for there’s.
         Proving my point if you are in a state or wherever where they are about to do a vote on gay marriage remember: if you take it away form one group, take it away form every other group. An eye for an eye and a right or a right.

         This article was not spelled check, grammar checked, or any other checked. You can comment but I don’t care.