Early Morning surprise prepared by pet cats |
CHRISTMAS CATS On the third day pre Christmas I crept down the stairs A little uncertain No noise and no stares; Not a creature was stirring Of course! not a mouse As I turned from the stairway To gaze through the house; All cats were inside The house from the cold Still as in limbo, None jumped to my hold; The aroma of tomcat Waft through the air; The boys complained loudly, Confined in their lair; As I turned on bare feet I came to the kitchen; I felt crunch and tickle And felt my heart quicken. On Bengals On Abys On Triple Grand Master what have you done here? what is this disaster? There, a full pound Of San Francisco's finest Was spread across three rooms In tracks,swirls and catnests. Slowly and quietly Perpetrators sauntered Into my eyesight They staggered and wandered. As I picked up my broom To reap a small harvest, They lept into action To run and ingest, Each last little morsel Of their dizzy delight, A whole pound of catnip Reduced to half light. No fighting, no scowling All ages among them, Twenty-three then Sang with a hummmm. Merry Christmas dear Mom In your robe as you come, Thank you for giving Our best gift of all. |