Birthday Brat

Clowns are for babies

Magicians for boys

Ponies are smelly

The loot bags need toys

Chocolate's too messy

Vanilla's too boring

If grandpa is coming

Then stop him from snoring

No one wants hotdogs

Just ice cream and jelly

Buy me a big girl shirt

That shows my whole belly

A big bouncy castle

But it has to be blue

My whole class is coming

And Emma's class too

I don't like my brothers

So they mustn't come

And we should have candy

Not sugarless gum

You should take notes Mom

You always forget

And I haven't told you what gifts

I want yet!