Operation Global Domination

Operation Global Domination

To: The People of Planet Earth
From: The Supreme Ruler of the Universe
Subject: My Quest for Global Domination

I am taking over the Universe. I have been plotting maniacally from my evil lair and after many stops and restarts, I have come up with a viable plan to achieve this goal. Now before we get into it, I'm going to make one thing very clear... I've seen way too many Bond movies to know that you never reveal all the details of your plan, no matter how close you may think you are to winning; and that one needs to have a viable Backup Plan should Plan A go south.

So why am I letting you in on some of my plans? Well, long story short, I believe that the People of Earth (aka you) should be given a chance to defend yourselves. Plus it is a great way to lure a few evil minions into doing some of my dirty work Seriously though, it is creative way to make myself accountable in achieving my goals. If there are people around to see what I am trying to do, then I am more likely to work harder at making my goal/s a reality.


Your Loving Overlord
Ravyn, Supreme Ruler of the Universe

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