Touchy-Issue-# 2 “Gansta”

                                       
         It seems like in every generation there is some new fad. Our generation has been scammed of having a fad that doesn’t vigorously inhale*. Instead of having the love and happiness of the sixties or energetic spirit of the eighties we are stuck with some gangster crap that somehow sprung forth from who knows were. It really makes you think how much of a piece of crap America is. So in this rant I have taken it upon myself to point out the obvious what a real gangster or, as the “ghetto” trash like to call it, “gangsta”** is.
         First, the new mania for the “gangsta” fad totally deprives what a gangster really is. When I think of gangsters I think of the guys from Goodfellas, not the crap they have today! Today, the “gangstas” of our time have been glamorizing by the over rendering of money, women, drugs, and hostility toward modern society and moral ethnics. The real modern day “gangstas” are nothing to be seen as pride. Today’s “gangstas” commit the following offensives:
1)          Sell Drugs and Other Illegal Items
2)          Attack the Brave Cops Who Protect Use
3)          Kidnap Young Girls From Foreign Countries AND Our Own Country and Force Them Into Prostitution
4)          Vandalize Property 
5)          Rob Stores
They basically can be tied to any crime you can think of!
         Furthermore, they not only set bad examples for behavior but also for fashion! Kids at school think I dress tacky! Well at least my pants don't fall down to my ankles! Wouldn’t it be considered promiscuous if a girl showed up to school and her underwear was showing? If the answer is yes, then why in bloody hell can men walk around with there boxers showing. In fact, in prison when a man has his pants down low enough that his underwear is showing than he is signaling that he wants to have sex with another man. Fallowing that logic all “gangstas” would be homosexuals. I don't judge, but society dose! Why the hell isn’t society judging!? Real gangsters dressed nice, not like faggish street trash!
         On the same hand there English is more horrid than the English of a two-year-old! Using any word that ends in xizzle is complete bull crap! Words like faxizzle, mixizzle, snixizzle- any of those word aren’t real words! STOP USSING THEM! My spell check is going crazy trying to fiend out what the hell they are! “Bling” is another word that pisses me off! It’s not a word, but a poor slang term used to describe something lavished. The only people who use the word “bling” in any terminality most likely failed forth grade vocabulary. “Ghetto” is also a word that makes me think of how ignorant some people are to WW2. The ghetto was really a small section of the city were Jews were forced to live. I highly doubt that people in America still live in the Ghetto.
         Inclosing, I think that the “gangsta” trend is the crappiest yet! If you are apart of this little fad I strongly propose that you kill yourself now! In the dilemmas humanity faces “gangsta” should be the very last. No one likes “gangstas”, no one cares about “gangstas”, and if I had my way “gangsta” would be eliminated forever! No one should have to deal with you people!
Thanks for reading my poorly spelled rant. I apologies for the spelling and grammar errors I’m working with a Word from the 80’s. The 80’s had good music but technology that vigorously inhaled. I don't apologies if I offended you. You can comment but I don't care. NO E-MAILS! This was not revised for spelling or grammar.

* Vigorously inhale means suck. My English teacher tells my class to use vigorously inhale instead of suck.
** “Gangsta” and any variation of that word is my poor attempt at spelling the slang for gangster.