In heat

Rover and Fluffy got at it like two hamsters. It was a Thursday afternoon, and Fluffy, a Norwegian Shiatsu, was more in heat than a ham and cheese hot pocket, and considering Rover, an Alaskan great Dane, was always ready to get his jollies off, they got straight busy with it. All I could hear while eating my afternoon snack was what sounded like a dog getting beat with a lacrosse racket, and I knew, the neighborhood skank Fluffy, was at it again.