The kill

The large old scholl principal was run over by a looney red headed student yesterday. Because the principal had an excessive amount of whale-like fatty blubber, he bounced off the car. A tall clumsy looking boy with womanly long brown hair witnessed this attack. Since he was such a goodie-to-shoe, the misfit decided to run for help. during this time, a short southern senortia made a decision to flee the crime scene. The zoned out, huge principal, now wallowing on the ground, attempted to stand up...but died.