Heathen Worship |
Micah 1:18 "Therefore I will wail and howl, I will go stripped and naked: I will make a wailing like dragons, and mourning as the owls." Isaiah 20:2-3 "The Lord spake by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go loose the sackcloth from off thy loins and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so walking naked and barefoot." And so was founded the The Sisters of Perpetual Nudity. Theirs was a cloistered life on a small island in the Pacific. Here, with a warm climate, they could pray naked and howl to the Lord. Joshua and his friend Jim had opted to spend their vacation with these holy nuns. The nudity was difficult for their manly members to contain as was the howling. Joshua was the first to succomb to selfgratification. The naked nuns howled as he stroked his manliness. Jim soon found himself thrusting his stout wagger into a coconut. A circle of dancing naked nuns wailed. It was too much for their male egoes. Joshua raced after the nuns as Jim tried to copulate with a bass. Jushua wrestled with many nuns until he was satiated. The nuns prayed for grace as they kicked and scratched at Jushua and Jim. It would be several weeks before the tour guide would arrive by pontoon plane. For those long days and nights a war of lust and deliverence ensued. Until, at last the plane arived. To everyones amazement, a happy frendship had blossomed between the visting men and the naked nuns; although, their heathen sex worship had no place in Christian clergy. And so was born: Hedonist Island populated by Harlot Priestesses. :) |