Saving the World

"The world always needs saving". Spiderman grumbled.
"Yeah it does". Wonderwoman mused,
"Put some damn clothes on". Batman mumbled.
"Man, I'm so tired". Spiderman said,
To which Batman replied,
"Shut up kid, I'm almost dead".
Stupidly, Wonderwoman tried to intervene,
as they prepared to fight,
Batman snapped: "Back off, drag queen".
Hurt, Wonderwoman spat,
"Why do you always wear that stupid mask?"
"Because I'm completely bald, why do you ask?"
Intrigued, Wonderwoman tried to take it off,
But Batman pushed her away,
Where she began to cough.
An anger overpowered them all,
A hissing, furious bubble,
But before they could fight,
God pointed his finger and thundered
"You're all in very big trouble".