I Fall in Love

I'm waiting for the fog to lift, it really is quite thick.
I trip over the curb and fall right into this chick.
I accidentally grab her breast as I try to break my fall.
She smacks me hard against my head, she doesn't understand at all

I find out she's the village witch, she even has the hat and broom.
Needless to say when I find this out, I feel a sense of doom.
I apologized profusely for grabbing at her chest.
Now that I look at her, I'm sorry I didn't grab the rest.

I take a chance and ask her out for a nice dinner.
I want her to realize I really am a winner.
There will be no hocus pocus or any kind of trick.
She says that if I try anything she will make me sick.

They say I have the 6th sense on how to make people laugh,
so I start telling her the funniest puns on my behalf.
After she's done laughing, she says she is in love.
Then she puts her arms out and gives me a playful shove.

As I go flying backwards, my feet go flying up,
I accidentally kick her, right in her D cup.
My shoe rips off both her shirt and bra, I feel like a louse.
This wasn't the way I wanted to see what lies beneath her blouse.