Road Kill Cafe

                                            Road Kill Cafe

I had my dinner yesterday
In a place they call Road Kill Cafe.
They serve their dishes all well done,
Scraped off Highway 401.

There’s Frog Leg Pasta a la mode,
Squirrel Lasagna a la road.
Hamster Hash, Rack of Coon
Chunk of Skunk
Leg of Loon.
Fat Free Cat, Pit Bull Pie
Seagull soup
With Eagle’s eye.

The Buffalo Wings are very good.
They lift them gently from the hood.
Turtle Toes are quite a deal,
They serve them hot, right off the wheel.
Ground Hound meatballs,
Soufflé of Snake,
Deep Ditch Rooster
Flattened Drake.

The Chef  is really quite a fella,
I’m sure he carries Salmonella.
The food is tasty... The food is dandy,
Just keep your Barf Bag close and handy!

© Arnot Ross McCallum