Rivals

Texi huddled for warmth under her winter parka, something she never thought she would do in South Florida. Nor had she ever thought she would go outside wearing nothing underneath her parka, in Florida or anywhere else.

The fire had roared for several minutes, steaming off the wood, and was now settling down. Other Cuban roasters used a 'Caja China', a sort of wood-fired oven on wheels, but Ramon insisted those were not 'real Cubano'. He had built a fire pit in Joe's sprawling back yard using concrete blocks with an enormous steel grill spanning them. It could hold four hogs in the hundred-plus-pound range, but he would only roast two today, since they "only" expected ninety three people. The animals snorted and occasionally squealed inside the cage in the bed of the truck.

"Enough people are here to get started," Joe grinned at her. "You ready?"

She found it irritating how much Joe and everyone else was looking forward to the party. The ongoing escalating battle had been their entertainment for weeks, and this would be the final day. Kay had already declared she wouldn't let it go any farther.

"It's still chilly and we'll be naked, Joe." She didn't bother hiding her annoyance. "At least wait until we have sunshine."

"We can set you guys up close to the fire at first." He rubbed her back, his customary support gesture. "Even if you keep each person to ten minutes and take two at a time, ninety three people is seven and a half hours worth of sex. To finish by the time dinner's ready, you need to start early."

Leave it to Joe the sports nut to break down the numbers. "I'll be too tired to eat. It won't matter how long it takes."

Kay, clad in similar fashion, stood chatting with her posse on the porch, while others busied themselves setting up tables and chairs. The sight of Texi's ex-girlfriend still melted her heart on sight. The half-Asian beauty noticed her, smiled and waved... definitely a little too much into today as well.

Joe remained friends with both of them, despite their break-up. The three of them had stuck together throughout high school and college. He'd dated both of them at different times, and they'd even all decided to move to Florida together. Texi suspected he was standing with her specifically because, as a loner, she didn't have a posse to wait with.

Ramon's lovely daughter Maria and a volunteer from the early arriving guests grabbed a pig and hauled it over the side of the truck, then carried the squalling animal to the slaughter area. The rest joined them, Ramon carrying a large chef's knife, and the other guy and girl each carrying a reciprocating power saw. Maria and her helper grabbed the animal by two legs each and Ramon quickly cut its throat.

One of the saw wielders began splitting the animal in half, splitting the backbone from tail to neck. In less than a minute the crew had two half-pigs, even splitting the head in half. Maria and the other girl quickly cleaned and coated the cavities with sauce while the others tied ropes to the legs. Those proved to be slings for them to swing the meat onto the grill.

Texi marveled at how the animal went from living to cooking so quickly that the legs still twitched on the grill. The second animal met its fate just as quickly. The cooks then busied themselves retrieving desirable items from the entrails.

"I should just give up," Texi said. "Let her do the whole thing and take the victory. Even if she does everyone here, it would only be eight months that way."

"You, living for eight months as Kay's 24/7 slave? Could you do it?" Joe looked skeptical she could do it. She wasn't sure she could, either. They had played at BDSM before. She knew what 'Mistress' could be like.

"This has got to be the stupidest thing I have ever agreed to," Texi observed. In the corner of her eye, Joe nodded.

The rivalry had certainly started for the stupidest reason imaginable, a silly gaggle of girls sitting around one Saturday playing 'Truth or Dare'. On her turn, Kay dared Texi to take Dallas in the upcoming Superbowl against Miami. The bet? "Winner picks a guy for the loser to give a night of lovin'!"

Texi considered herself Lesbian, but Kay had never given up on the theory that Texi had daddy issues and that meant she was actually bisexual and just wouldn't admit it to herself. Clearly Kay hoped this was a chance to make her give it a try. After Texi retrieved her jaw, she foolishly decided that the spectacular 16-0 regular season the 'Boys had just completed guaranteed a win. Besides, even if they didn't, Kay would pick their friend Joe, which wouldn't have been so bad.

How the hell had that turned into this?

The crowd formed a semi-circle around the tables ... roughly half the people they expected to eventually show up... and someone began a rhythmic clap, soon joined by the rest, chanting, "Go! Go! Go!" The videographers were already rolling their cameras. Joe escorted Texi to the center as Kay shed her coat, revealing her gorgeous, perfectly tanned body, and her much larger breasts, nude except for one of her fanciest navel dangles. Texi didn't get a chance to decline, because Joe reached around her and unzipped her parka, pulling it off her shoulders to reveal her own slender body. Betsy, the judge who normally acted as MC, held up a hand to quiet the crowd.

"Alright folks, it's time to get started, and we've decided they should start off with each other. Ladies, whenever you're ready."

The rhythmic chant started up again as Kay smiled at her and took her hand. They slid onto one of the tables together, and wrapped arms and tongues around each other before she even thought about what a brazen slut she had become. She'd fucked in front of so many people and cameras in the last few weeks, she didn't even hesitate now.

Her mistake after the 'Boys lost was to worry that Kay might pick someone else. That's why she asked for 'double or nothing', thinking 'double' would mean two nights. Kay decided it meant 'twice as bad", and said Texi would have to let her videotape the sex and post it on an amateur porn site. Plus, they wouldn't bet on a sports event this time. The bet would be over a dare. That's when the other girls stepped in, saying that they would decide what a fair dare would be, and Texi and Kay would both have to do it. Thus, the rest of the girls in the original Truth or Dare game became the judges.

If they both did it or both refused it, Texi would be stuck with the existing penalty of one night with a boy. If Kay did it and Texi refused, then it would be the 'double'.

Kay declined. She didn't have enough incentive to give Texi the double or nothing chance if she also had to do whatever dare the other girls cooked up in their dirty little minds. That had been Texi's second chance. She should have just backed down then, done the deed with Joe and gotten it over with, because now boyfriends and husbands of the judges got involved and began to come up with ways to make it worth Kay's while.

Now the bet doubled simply if Kay granted the challenge. If Kay won, it would quadruple... but to be fair, if Kay lost it would 'flip', so that Kay did the double instead of Texi. Then some genius cooked up the 'supersize'. The original dare quadrupled but the greater dare octupled unless the opponent did at least the original dare, to keep it down to quadrupling. Texi wished she'd realized at the time how fast this would make things spin out of control. She never expected Kay would be capable of doing every single damn thing the judges dreamed up. Kay had yet to turn down even one supersize, never leaving Texi a chance to turn the tables on her.

The crowd cheered as her mouth burrowed into Kay's sex. The relief from the end of waiting, the hypnosis of the chant and the rush of so many eyes watching combined to turned her on higher than she ever remembered being before. She knew this body well; they had been steady in high school and life-partners through college. A few months after moving to Florida, Kay had stupidly left her for a handsome boy who dumped her three months later, but all Texi's knowledge of what worked best for Kay flooded back. She had the girl writhing in blissful agony on command.

Texi also should have realized that the bet she risked at one level would show up again as merely the dare in a round or two, so that she'd be doing it anyway. Within a week after the Superbowl they had both done the very penalty she once tried to avoid, fucking boys on camera and posting the videos to Voyeurweb. But for her, the camera recorded merely her first sex ever with a guy, while Kay had accepted the 'supersize' as a lone girl taking on three strangers, guys the videographer knew. Texi should have done the supersize too and kept it under control, because now, two weeks later, the girl who had once never slept with a boy had fucked so many she'd lost count, with videos available on a profitable website Joe ran for them.

Texi felt the tremors of Kay's orgasm approaching far sooner than they would normally begin. She eagerly sucked Kay's swollen clit and the girl began grinding against her face. To her shock, an orgasm of her own caught her unaware at nearly the same time. She stretched and spasmed before Kay, bouncing her old lover up and down as the surprise climax engulfed her. The crowd's cheers crescendoed.

Almost before Kay finished cumming, two naked boys grabbed her by hands and feet and swung her to the other table. Two more turned Texi around to lie the short way across the tabletop and stuffed her mouth and cunt. She arched her back to get a better angle on him and began vigorously pumping her head as the cock fucking her began its own rhythm. The two were soon working her in time, with the crowd clapping along.

She already owed Kay a month of her life before making this challenge, in addition to having to continue the online pay sex she was already doing. That's how serious things had gone. She would have to quit her job and live at Kay's place as her absolutely obedient 24/7 slave. Kay may have suggested the idea to the judges as a means for them to get back together. If that was true, Texi wished she'd just asked instead. Maybe that could have ended this stupid rivalry.

Texi never got a look at the guy she'd blown, because as soon as his dick left her mouth a girl shouldered him aside and raised her skirt. Texi pushed her hips back and yelled "Judges!"

Betsy chimed in, "Sorry, girlfriend, one of the rules is, participants gotta get naked. Both our lovely competitors insisted you either gotta take it all off or designate a proxy!"

The crowd chanted for the girl in question to strip. Texi had no idea who she was, but she reached out and started unbuttoning the girl's blouse and that got her started. She disrobed as they cheered, and the break allowed Texi to see who was cumming inside her... Ben, one of Joe's buddies. Before the girl was naked, he had pulled out and someone who was a complete stranger pushed his dick in. The stranger girl's shaved pussy pressed into her face and she began eagerly licking.

The original dare for the latest round had been an indoor gang-bang by fifteen guys, so she would still hold the penalty down to four months at the worst if she lasted the fifteen. Kay had escalated to the supersize, a videotaped outdoor gang-bang by everyone in attendance at a party thrown for the purpose. Neither of them had expected the judges to put together a crowd of ninety-three. If Kay couldn't do everyone-- or their designated proxies, because those who didn't care to do it themselves could pick someone to have an additional ride on them-- the judges might call it a failure and Texi would only be into it for two months. She had a legitimate chance to win though, if Kay either couldn't last fifteen, or Texi could outlast her by a wide enough margin.

Texi was glad to have a girl for a change, and gave her breasts a great deal of attention with her hands. The girl took a long time. Two guys had filled her pussy by the time the girl grabbed Texi's head and orgasmed violently. She leaned down to give Texi a sweet kiss before letting herself get moved aside.

"Water!" Texi gasped, and one of the judges stopped the next girl... it was Maria... so Texi could gulp a drink from a sports bottle. The boy currently inside her made it difficult to drink with his hammering motion. She was so focused on getting the water though, she never got a chance to see who it was before Maria was making out with her.

The sex began to blur together. She came repeatedly, she was getting more cock in her mouth then pussy before she realized, with some of the girls going for scissoring or toys instead of oral. The boys inside her were sometimes gentle, sometimes long strokers, sometimes fast, sometimes hard enough to hurt.

The drinks of water began to come between everyone she ate out, and sometimes the same pussy or cock returned after the drink, because the judges had begun interrupting oral to hydrate her. They were getting concerned that she was being 'fucked dry.'

They let her turn over for a few in her ass, with plenty of jelly, but the judges had set a limit on how much anal they would allow; a nurse among the judges said too much could cause intestinal tears. After three that way, they flipped her back over and used jelly on her pussy. Facing up once more, she found herself becoming more aware of the smell of pork cooking and the judges' conversation than of the sex happening to her.

"What's the count?"

"Texi just started on number twenty five."

"Shit! It's been not much over an hour and a half! These two sluts are fucking amazing!"

"Nah, just stupid stubborn."

Texi amused herself by keeping cum in her mouth so she could push it into the next pussy she ate, wondering what the odds were that she could cause a surprise pregnancy. Her back began aching, so she asked to turn lengthwise and have the guy in her cunt cowboy her and the other sit on her face. Her culinary school student mind thought about the tables with the appetizers to keep her mind off the nameless cock pumping sliding between her lips, or the hands gripping her hair and her tit.

They had a Cuban theme going for the whole day. Until the pigs finished, they would keep appetites in check with carne fria rolls, croquetas and veggies, with a bar well-stocked with beer, Cuba Libres, Mojitos and Sidra. When the pigs finished late in the afternoon, they would have all the classic sides. She didn't expect to eat a single bite. The way it was going, she'd be full just from the cum she was swallowing.

One of her more lucid moments came when an unusually young pussy appeared before her, startling her. A ridiculously young pussy, frankly. She ignored the guy who was doing an ax-murderer impression in her cunt and pushed the girl back, stammering, "How old are you?"

Above mouthwatering, maidenly tits a young face smiled shyly. With a bite of her lower lip, she stooped down and giggled into Texi's ear. "I'm so happy Daddy let me come here. I bet the pervert's just eager to watch me though. You don't mind?"

The child never did admit how old she was, but Texi though she might be about to give the girl her first sex in front of nearly a hundred people. She urged the dainty nipples toward her mouth to nurse on them carefully before giving the girl the sweetest tonguing she could under the circumstances. In the middle of it, a new cock entered her, and she heard the girl say, "Hi, Daddy."

Jebus Fscking Christ! she exclaimed inside her own head as she became an incestuous bridge for a father-daughter team. They both seemed very enthusiastic. She wound up cumming again in the middle of it.

An eternity followed, which began seeming more dream than reality, until she heard Betsy announcing, "Folks, since both our contestants seem to be reaching their limit, it's time to let you know a decision we made when we first came up with this supersize. We decided that if these two couldn't do everyone, then we judges would split the remaining sex between them. I hope we're pretty enough for you guys?"

An applause confirmed it. Even the cock inside her stopped for a moment to agree. "All boyfriends and husbands of judges were told about this ahead of time and we assured them they would either allow it, or they wouldn't attend the party! Okay, so right now Texi's fucked fifty two. Kay's done an even fifty. That's virtually neck-to-neck in our estimation. It's also like eleven or twelve each for us judges, so I sure hope they hold out a little longer!"

Laughter while a pussy gushed in her face. Betsy finished up. "It's not enough of a difference to call anything but a draw. I know Kay's disappointed. She seriously wanted those eight months, and now it looks like she'll only get two. We're currently discussing a possible remedy, if she wants to offer Texi one more shot at revenge."

In a bit, she heard Betsy stop Kay's next girl so she could ask, "Well, girlfriend? You're won't even get four months at this rate. You want to go for it?"

Kay's voice sounded awful. She was probably huffing in rhythm to the guy fucking her at the moment. "I... what is the dare?"

"Nope. You know the rules. You have to agree to accept the challenge, then we tell you what the dare is. Texi has to have a fair chance of doing something you won't"

"Not... ready to give up.... yet."

Betsy sounded disappointed. "You two are not going to last. I honestly don't think this can be done. You guys have been fucking hard for almost four hours!"

When Texi finished her current girl... she could only do fingers now and they were getting tired too... Betsy came and offered her a chance to concede. "Tex, why don't you stop? If she can outdo you by ten people, its four months. Otherwise she takes the draw. Well?"

Texi clamped her jaw and refused to answer. I haven't beaten her even once! Betsy shook her head, then declared. "Both heads need to rest. You girls lining up for oral sex just wait a while. Next guys flip them over and fuck their asses, got it?"

She felt like a used up rag as the next cock pumped her butt. Her tits ached as they rubbed up and back along the table top... someone stuck a sports bottle to her mouth and she was unable to close her lips to suck it. Somewhere toward the end of it she heard Kay calling Betsy over.

"F.... Fine.... I'll stop when she does."

"What about the additional challenge?"

A long silence, which Texi thought was hesitation until she realized Kay was cumming again. "I'll... only let her challenge for a bet of four years."

Betsy frowned. "Seriously? You mean four years as a slave for a draw? And you'll be hers for four years if she beats you?"

"I'll only do it... for a serious prize. She has to marry me, no divorce and first four years, she's my 24/7. Ask her... to stop... now." Kay began arching her back in orgasm.

"No can do, girlfriend. You haven't finished this challenge, so you have to keep going until we agree to the switch. That's assuming you do it. If you don't, you stop if she does. You guys didn't last as long as we hoped. Cut down our workload a little more, alright?"

Betsy moved to hover over Texi. "Well, Tex? How about it? Are you going to do it?"

I've never beaten her even once! her mind continued to rage. She too was panting hard. It wasn't an orgasm, just the sheer effort of getting ass-fucked. She knew she should just shut her stupid mouth and take the draw, but she couldn't let go of the idea she still had a chance to win. She said, "Yeah. I'll do it."

Betsy laughed and shook her head, then turned to the other judges. "Well girls?"

"That's too big a bet for the challenge we planned," one of them said. Another answered, "We have to make the supersize the challenge."

They'd agreed before anyone mentioned what the former supersize was. The guy in Texi's ass filled her and another started climbing on, but she said, "Stop. I hate this butt-fucking BS. I'm turning over."

Since she wasn't giving any head any more, the guy-- another stranger-- climbed onto her in missionary position and began his turn. Her body moved completely on autopilot as she concentrated on hearing Betsy announce the new challenge.

"This is going to sound a little nuts, but our chef Ramon tells us he's done this to drunks of both sexes, so we know it can be done. What they'll do is make room on the grill, then tie your hands and feet to ropes so they can swing you onto the grill to roast just a bit. Just long enough to get grill marks, basically. They flip you over so you do both sides, then take you off. He says the feet, the face, the hair and the arms below the shoulders don't go on the grill."

Kay and Texi both stared at her, then each other in horror. The guy on top of her sped up the pace, obviously excited by the idea.

Once Betsy had enjoyed their expressions a little, she grinned and continued, "And while they think it over, I'll assure everyone still awaiting their turn that we judges will strip down and get started as soon as the next challenge is either completed or they give up. You will get your ass as promised!"

The crowd gave her an enthusiastic cheer.

"That's fucking crazy!" Kay shrieked. "If that's the challenge, what the hell is the supersize?"

The thoughts boiled through Texi's brain. Four years for me if neither of us do it. That means eight years for me if she does and I don't. But if she doesn't... If Kay didn't, then they'd still get married, but with Kay as her slave. She got what she had wanted since high school either way, but that way, she would also win...

She heard the whole conversation as the judges deliberated and rejected one idea after another. The guy on top of her came and rolled off and another climbed on to take her cowboy style. It turned out to be one of the videographers, so she hammed it up for his camera as he fucked her.

Finally one of the judges suggested, "How about we just make her stay longer on the grill?"

Ramon answered, "Sure, I can barbecue her for you, but that's not the right way to cook a girl, you know?"

The girls looked at him in shock, "That's not what we mean! Just... a longer ride."

"That's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Doin' it any longer gonna kill her. The regular bet might already send her to the hospital if we mess up. If we do it any longer, she gonna cook for real."

After he had let the judges absorb his words, he said, "So it's the natural next level up, but you gotta lemme do it right."

"What is?"

"Cookin' her," he declared. "Since we already got everything prepped for the pigs and the meat ain't gonna cost me nothin', gonna charge you just a hundred bucks per girl."

Everyone in the discussion stared at him in disbelief. Betsy finally protested, "That's murder!"

"No it ain't," he said with confidence. "Not if she volunteers. It's fine now that they allow assisted suicide. All she has to do is make a video sayin' she wants us to kill her, cook her and eat her. It's already held up in state court a buncha times. The police don't even open no investigation no more. The coroner just writes it up. You drop off a copy of her ID and the video clip and a neck bone or somethin' she can't survive losin', an' you're done."

The guy in her pussy was really pounding her now, still watching her through his camera as he videoed. She played with her tits for him and tried to smile, but the subject of the conversation was making it difficult to focus.

The judges had all remained silent for several seconds. Finally, Betsy exclaimed, "You're talking about this like people really do it!"

Ramon pursed his lips and nodded. "''Course we do. Every professional barbecue man in Florida done at least a couple suicides. It's just meat, you know?"

Betsy started at him. "For real? You mean you've... already cooked people?"

Everyone in earshot just stared at him in shock. He shrugged. "I barbecued a girl first weekend it was legal."

Betsy was done being surprised. Now she looked more intrigued. "How could you do something like that?"

"My job is barbecuin' quality meat. A slender young señorita like you is the highest quality meat there is, super lean and tender. I love to cook you too, if you like. You gonna give your friends here some real fine eatin', make 'em all happy. You wanna do it young, while you're still grade A prime, you know?"

Betsy was speechless. One of the other judges asked, "Just how many people have you cooked?"

Camera guy pulled his cock out of Texi and recorded his jism squirting onto her tits. She kept wiggling for the camera, even catching some on her hand and licking it off.

"So far, I done twenty four girls and four guys."

He fondled Texi's thigh after her latest lover climbed off and commented, "I ain't had this pretty thing yet. You mind?"

The cameraman gestured for him to go ahead. He kept on talking as he stripped down. "Ever since it got legal, all of us in the business been swappin' notes and comparin' techniques. More girls wanna cook, so we got girl meat perfected now. If the meat's fresh-killed, it tastes fine even with the blood still in it, so we don't bleed it out or nothin'. We just clean out the cavity quick as we can, paint the sauce on the meat and start grillin'. A girl is easier to cook than a pig, really."

Joe had decided to take his turn on Kay. He had her ass resting on his knees and was working her at a slower speed than most had today. He was also grinning down at her like an idiot. Texi wondered whether he was fantasizing about her over the fire 'for a moment' or cooking until done.

Ramon turned Texi back the short way across the table so he could stand and fuck. Her back protested, so she propped herself up with arms behind her, her feet dangling and her ass on the table's edge as he entered her. His cock turned out to be massive, one of the thickest she'd experienced yet. She winced as he pushed it into her.

He started pumping with vigor, but he wasn't done talking. And now, he started talking directly to Texi. "It won't take no time at all, Señorita. We gonna prep you and have you on the fire before you know it. We cook you up best when we get you on the grill still alive."

She stared back in horror at the man. He was talking about cooking her while fucking her!

"A girl is the wrong shape to prep like a pig, so we gonna do it different. We gonna cut you like this." As he spoke, his fingernail stroked from a point just above her pelvis on her left side, drawing sweeping arc along her pelvic arch, across her tummy, to her right side.

"And we gonna slice you right down the middle, like this." He ran his fingernail from the hollow between her clavicle and her neck, passing between her breasts down the center of her body until he reached his first stroke.

"Then we gonna slice across like this and down to here." He traced a line from her neck out to her left armpit, and a path from there down her left side, stopping after the last rib.

"An' the same on the other side." He switched hands to stroke the same lines on her right side. Gawd, he's starting to push deeper!

He squeezed her waist with both hands if he was checking its tenderness, then gripped her and hefted her to make her slide farther up and down his cock. "We gonna leave you connected here. That way we can open you up like a book, so we can clean you out and lay you out flat on the grill. You gonna cook up better that way."

He licked his lips and enjoyed the feel of the inside of her pussy for several long strokes before he added. "And all that stuff we take out o' you, we gonna cook it too. And your hands an' feet overcook on the grill, so we gonna take 'em and use 'em for other tasty dishes instead. We got recipes for everythin'."

After letting her midriff go, but speeding up just a bit, he fondled her tits, teasing her nipples with his thumbs and forefingers. Then he bent down and sucked each into his mouth, nibbling lightly and teasing with his tongue before rising slightly and talking to her breasts. "My daughter gonna do you two lovelies real special. You just get ruined on the grill, so we slice you off an' Maria stuffs you with organ meats an' stuff an' cooks you in your own pot."

He smiled up at her from her bosom. "Every single bit of you is delicious, Señorita. We ain't gonna waste none of you at all."

After sucking her tits again for a bit, he straightened back up, strengthening his stroke and speeding up more, making her rock hard on her ass now. He gave her an encouraging smile. "Know what? You can just say to hell with this stupid game and let us get started right now, you know? Slender young meat like you takes less'n half the time those hogs do, so you get on the fire now, you gonna be ready to serve first. You gonna be a dinner your friends ain't never gonna forget."

To Texi's horror, an orgasm had begun approaching as the man praised her culinary potential. He was just too fucking good at what he was doing to her body. She fought against the climax desperately. She didn't want to reward the guy who was asking her to let him barbecue her.

During the discussion, Maria had sidled up and watched her father's performance with a slight smile. She slipped onto the table now and caressed Texi's thigh. Then she fondled her tit and encouraged her too. "Your friends will enjoy every bite, hon. Papa's tellin' the truth. Girls like us really are the best kind of meat there is."

Texi couldn't fight it any more. She collapsed onto her back and began cumming while staring gap-mouthed up into the eyes of her smiling would-be murderer and then his daughter's. She flew to the feel of him mauling a tit with his paw as he kept rocking harder inside her while his daughter toyed with the other. Then he leaned down and sucked it into his mouth, suckling it hard enough to hurt. The expert fingertips of his free hand had found her clit and were rubbing rapidly, making her orgasm keep going and going.

"This is stupid!" she could barely hear Kay raging about the earthquake within her. "If you won like that, you'd be dead! You don't win nothing!"

For a while, she thought everyone had ignored her. Then she realized their eyes were glued to Texi and the performance she was making out of her climax. Belatedly, she realized she was moaning out loud.

At last, while Texi lay there trembling under the hips of the man who was continuing to screw her, Betsy finally answered. "You're right, Kay. But the two of you are both always glued to Joe, so we can just agree that he inherits the winner's prize."

Now that she was used to the idea, Betsy seemed to be hoping one of them agreed to it. The other judges look intrigued as well, and after a short deliberation, they agreed to Ramon's plan for the supersize.

"You people are fucking crazy!" Kay shrieked again, She looked up at the man still fucking her. "Joe! Tell them to change it!"

"Nobody is making anyone do anything, Kay. You guys just have to turn it down," he answered smoothly, working her with even harder strokes. At least he wasn't grinning anymore. "Eventually we were going to reach a challenge so bad you wouldn't do it. And you're the one that raised the ante to four years."

Her gasps gave away the sensations taking her over. "I… fucking… take it back!"

Betsy declared, "You can't. That's the rules. You have to give Texi a chance at beating you. So what are you going to do?" She had her usual smirk back.

Ramon was doing an incredible job. Despite her fatigue and her deep desire not to give this beast the satisfaction, he was coaxing her back onto the path to climax in spite of herself. She wound up wrapping her legs around him. The extended wave of orgasm had defeated her.

The voice in her head kept fuming, I've never beaten Kay even once!

She trembled and gasped for air while Betsy went back into her MC voice. "I'm afraid I'll need an answer, Kay. What are you going to do?"

If she refuses to do the momentary grilling, I'm doing that, Texi had already decided. Kay stared at her, trying to agonize over her own decision while her body was trying to steal her ability to concentrate away.

"Last chance before I call time on you," Betsy warned with a grin.

Kay shrieked. "I'll do it!"

Texi's heart sank. Kay must have been able to see her decision in her eyes, or something. Her last chance to win was gone.

"Do which?" Betsy inquired as she began cumming.

"You… idiot!" she gasped. "The fucking… normal one… you bitch!"

"Kay's gonna ride the grill, folks!" Betsy announced to the crowd as Joe pulled out of her.

Ramon picked Texi back up, gathering her into his strong arms and hugging her to his chest. She could feel his warmth filling her.

Maria and Ramon's assistant Juan didn't give Kay any time to change her mind. Ramon finished filling Texi, and and he stayed to give her a long embrace and a passionate kiss with his cock still inside her, so they had already gagged Kay and tied her hands and feet before he pulled out.

While someone new replaced Ramon-- Texi had to keep fucking until it was her turn to answer the challenge-- they slathered Kay with cooking oil to keep her from sticking to the grill, then wrapped her head and hair in a wet towel. Her head would be hanging off the end of the grill, but they didn't want her to bang her skull on the blocks or catch her hair on fire.

Kay hardly had a chance to shriek when Ramon and Juan picked her up by the ropes, pulling to stretch her straight between them as they swung her above the grill and dropped her flat on her back across it.

Texi knew immediately that the towel had an additional purpose. It muffled the hideous scream that made it through the gag as Kay's skin hit the hot metal. They seemed to leave her on the fire forever before they picked her up.

She wailed in terror as they flipped her over and hauled hard on the ropes binding her arms and legs again, overpowering her as she tried to jackknife her body. Her back, ass and calves now bore distinct grill marks. They dropped her once more and the scream hit a new high note as the same pattern branded her tits, tummy and thighs.

After they at last picked her up again, they carried her back to her table, where Maria and Lisa, the remaining crew member, doused her with buckets of cooling water and pulled the towel off her.

The thought came to Texi that her rival had finally refused to do the supersize.

Whoever the stranger inside her was, he'd been massively excited by Kay's ride. He was banging into Texi's pussy like an axe murderer. She didn't even look at him. She was focused on Kay, gasping in pain on the table next to her. The same thought kept rolling through her head: I've never beaten her even once! She barely noticed another orgasm of her own approaching, only realizing it when the guy came before it could happen and pulled out.

Joe hadn't gotten off yet when Kay went for her ride and he was still hard. He took Texi now, laying her down in the same ass-on-his-knees-back-on-the-table position that he'd had Kay. Once he began rocking inside her, Betsy came up to her and declared, "Now it's decision time for the challenger. What'll it be, Texi?"

The crowd started up a rhythmic chant, with clapping and everything. At first it was "Tex! Tex! Tex! Tex!" Joe matched their speed as he fucked her.

"You can skip it and do eight years married to Kay as her obedient slave!" A booing from the crowd made it clear they wanted to see better. "Or you can match her and keep it down to four years! Ready to ride the grill?"

The chant was back as Joe kept pumping her, smiling down at her. She was already flying again, way too soon. She needed to think, not cum. How many times had she cum so far, today?

Betsy repeated the questions to the crowd, this time including the final choice. "Or... she can let our man Ramon barbecue her for dinner and win the whole thing!"

I've never beaten her even once!

"Listen to that, Texi!" Betsy called out to the crowd. "They sure do like the idea! They want you to do it! You wanna do it?"

She was panting hard and bucking against him as he stroked her. He was massaging her tits and happily making love to her the way they had tried and failed to do in high school. Her mind was whirling around Betsy's question.

"You can cook for our dinner and win it all! You just say yes and Ramon will do the rest! You just gotta say it! You wanna beat Kay? You wanna do it?"

The crowd was chanting still, but most of them weren't saying "Tex" anymore.

They were chanting "Do It! Do It! Do It! Do It!"

The videographers were both focused on her. Joe kept fucking her and watching her with an intrigued smile... almost as if he knew what she was about to say. And he wanted her to do it…

Everyone wanted her to do it.

"Fuck it!" she gasped. "DO me!"

"TEXI!" Kay shrieked. "NO!"

"What's that, Texi?" Betsy had a wild grin on her face as she leaned in, cupping her ear to 'hear better'. Joe was now grinning as he banged her.

She found her voice. "DO ME! Grill me and eat me!"

The crowd was cheering wildly now. Kay was still protesting, but she was too incoherent to be heard.

Ramon was shaking his head, so Betsy declared, "Nope, the man says you gotta say it clearly! You gotta spell it all out for us!"

Texi sucked in a deep breath, looked up into the female videographer's camera, now shooting straight down at her face, swallowed and forced her voice to stay steady despite Joe pumping away inside her, and declared, "I want to die! I want you to kill me, I want you to cook me, and I want you to eat me!"

"That's what we need!" Ramon declared. The camera girl hustled out of the way. Lisa and Juan grabbed Texi's limbs and literally pulled her straight off Joe's cock. Ramon told him, "Come with us!".

Maria's hand clamped firmly over her mouth as they carried her to the same spot where they had slaughtered the pigs. As they went, Ramon told Joe, "We cooked a meat once that mighta been tricked. Yellin' 'bout 'readin' a fuckin' script' while we started, so maybe the meat didn't understand it was gonna cook for real. We decided not to tell the police that part." He grinned. The probable murder didn't seem to bother him. "After that, we decided the meat don't talk, no matter what. You got it?"

No matter how much Kay shrieked, no matter how many parts of Texi want to scream that she didn't mean it, that she wanted to change her mind, Maria was determined to make sure the victim couldn't say anything to stop the fun. They dropped her on her back hard enough to knock her breath out. Joe lifted her shoulders so that her head tipped back and jammed his cock into her mouth before she could recover.

As volunteers pinned her arms and legs to keep her from escaping, Maria's fingers pushed into Texi's slit, expertly locating her g-spot as her tongue savaged her clit. She had Texi flying high again almost right away, since she'd been near orgasm two times in as many minutes.

She could hear Kay sobbing. It was muffled, like someone was keeping a hand over her mouth. Maria's tongue and fingers kept going and going. The crowd was doing another rhythmic chant of "Tex! Tex! Tex! Tex!"

"You two close?" She heard Lisa ask Joe.

"She's my girlfriend," he grunted without hesitation. He said it in present tense even though she'd broken up with him all the way back in high school, back when she decided she was a Lesbian.

"Wrong," she told him as Maria found a beautiful spot inside Texi's pussy. "This is just meat, hon. It ain't nobody's girlfriend. The sooner it understands that, the easier the rest will be for it. You need to let it accept that it was born to be meat and this whole time, it ain't never been nothin' but meat. Got it?"

Joe didn't answer, because he was cumming in her mouth, pumping his load deep and forcing her to swallow. He pulled out and bent down over her as her shoulders fell to the ground.

Texi gasped, "Joe! Tell them ..."

He clamped his lips over hers and kept her locked in a long, deep french kiss. Just like Maria, he wasn't going to let her talk. He had been her last chance to stop this, but he was going to help them cook her instead.

He barely let her breathe until she came, mind-bending and hard, on Maria's dancing tongue. While she was still spasming too hard to talk, Joe put his hand over her mouth and whispered into her ear, "Baby, you got this. Everybody's pulling for you. Everybody wants you to do it. Everybody wants you to win."

Maria crouched over Texi, but her marvelous fingers never paused at all. They just kept her flying along. As her lips sucked one of Texi's nipples into her mouth, Joe's hand slipped away and a smoothly shaven pussy with a clit ring pressed against Texi's lips. Strong feminine hands gripped her hair to keep her from rejecting it, rubbing her face into it until she submitted and began eating it out. Lisa's warm Latina alto ordered, "Suck my snatch, pretty meat. This is your very last pussy, so suck it real good."

The Lesbian double-team was more than she could resist, especially with Maria keeping her clit going full-blast with a rapid thumb rubbing. She burrowed into the beautiful snatch as the reality of what Lisa said sank in. She sucked it and tongued it, desperately savoring pussy flavor for the last time. Joe crouched next to her and fondled the titty Maria wasn't suckling.

Maria told Joe, "I'm gonna suck you so you can stick it back in the meat's mouth once Lisa gets off. Throat-fuck it if it won't suck."

Maria's other hand had taken over from her mouth on Texi's breast but Maria's finger and thumb had never stopped working her pussy. Out of the corner of her eye, Texi could see Joe kneeling and Maria's lips sliding onto his cock. It was too awkward to stay like that while she worked on Texi though. Once she had him hard, she told him to fuck her from behind instead.

After Lisa's pussy quivered and came on her mouth she held Texi pressed to her, half-suffocating her, until Joe had pulled out of Maria and joined her. Lisa slipped out of the way, and Joe's cock jammed in once again. He gripped Texi's hair hard to hold her in place as he pumped her mouth. Maria's mouth had moved back down Texi's body so that her tongue could join her thumb vigorously rubbing her clit, while her fingers pumped in and out within her, working her G-spot.

"It's gonna cum," Ramon declared. "Get ready."

The crew stayed naked as they readied their tools. Ramon dressed the edge of his largest chef's knife while Juan and Lisa readied their power saws.

Kay kept screaming "NO, NO, NO" but Texi couldn't do anything about it. Despite her terror, she couldn't break free and yell that she didn't want it, she couldn't holler for everyone to hear that she wanted to marry Kay and love her and live with her forever, because strong hands were gripping her limbs from all sides while her body was busy having a massive crashing climax.

Ramon told the volunteers to pin her upper arms against Joe's butt, grip hard and keep them out of the way there. Maria ordered Joe, "Don't stop till I do!"

She heard them test the saws. Her body struggled against her captors and her mind gibbered, Ohmygawd! Ohmygawd! Ohmygawd! Ohmygawd!

Then she felt Ramon's knife enter her, just above her pelvic arch on the left. She strained to curl up from the pain, but with Joe's hands gripping her hair, two pairs of hands on each leg and just as many pinning her arms, her attempt was in vain. She could hardly do much anyhow, with Maria's expertise driving her legs rigid with ecstasy.

While he sliced her tummy open, cutting her in the exact arc he had drawn with his finger, the power saw wielders attacked. One reciprocating blade bit into her collar bone just to the left of the hollow of her neck. It snarled as it sheared through and hit the first rib where it attached to her breastbone. As it passed between her breasts, the second blade came to life, biting in and running down the right side of her breastbone. At the same moment, Ramon slipped his knife into the gash just below the navel, slashing right through it and up her centerline until he hit bone at her solar plexus.

Vibration, noise and pain jarred her entire being, blending with her continuing orgasm, repeating with each rib the blade struck. Ramon withdrew his knife before the first saw finished splitting her ribs from her sternum. The blade pulled out and returned to her collar, turned to shear its way through her flesh leftward. It cut through her clavicle again to reach her rib cage beneath, as the second saw re-entered her collar headed toward her right.They burrowed deeper with each new rib as they split open her upper chest. And through it all, Joe and Maria just kept going.

The saws reached her armpits, then, as a synchronized team, they pulled out, turned parallel with the ground and sank back in, to slice through her ribs on their way down the sides of her body. They jarred and shook her with every bone they hit.

At the same moment his assistants began the journey down her sides, Ramon grabbed her left tit in his big hand. He squeezed hard to keep a firm grip on it and pull up on it as if he planned to rip it off her chest, but instead laid his chef's knife flat against her ribs and slipped the ice cold blade into her flesh. Her precious treasure came off her body in just two seconds and three fast cuts, and plopped onto a stainless steel tray.

Ramon pulled on its twin and the cold steel stole it away as well. Her second breast landed in the tray next to the first just as the power saws reached her waist.

The horrid noise fell silent. She could once again hear the crowd cheering. Ramon sliced into the remaining flesh holding onto her breastbone, lifting it away from her chest as he worked. He tossed it into the tray as well.

Maria's fingers and Joe's cock withdrew from her. Nobody was holding her anymore, but her arms and legs didn't seem to work any more. She craved air, but her lungs no longer worked either. Her tongue still did, so when Joe lay her head on his lap and bent down to give her a sweet kiss, she could savor the taste of his mouth.

Lisa handed Maria her chef's knife and the barbecue boss's daughter shoved it into her taint and sliced upward along the left side of her pubic triangle, continuing the cut all the way to the opening in her tummy. As she worked, Lisa worked through the open wound to do knife work inside her pelvis. Maria performed the same cut up the right side, then worked between flesh and bone with quick slices, as if she were filleting a fish.

Ramon and Juan had slipped their knives into the saw cuts through her clavicles and her ribs to finish cutting tendons and remaining flesh. Ramon now made Joe hold onto her shoulders, then smiled at Texi and gave her hair a reassuring pat.

He and Juan gripped the left half of her chest and levered it away from her body. They worked with their knives to free it from the gore beneath as they pulled it open, until they had folded the entire slab of meat and ribs back along the cut down her her side.

As they repeated with the right half, Lisa pulled on something inside, and Texi witnessed the bizarre sight of her pussy and all the flesh around it sucking down into her pelvis. It appeared again out of her tummy at the end of the organs Lisa had pulled on. The mess landed in the same tray that held her breasts.

They had Joe lay her head down and move away, then Ramon and Juan rolled her onto her side. They freed her guts from their connections to her cavity walls and pulled them out, then let her roll onto her back once more. She still felt a pulse in her ears; her beating heart was still pumping somewhere within the gore on the tarp in front of her, still somehow connected to her brain through the bloody cascade now stretching sideways from the base of her neck.

Ramon lifted her head, giving it another comforting caress, so she could watch the last steps of her butchering. Juan and Lisa fired up their saws again, cutting inside her cavity to sever her ribs from her backbone and flatten her out further. Then they moved out to her arms, removing her forearms above the elbows while Maria mopped sauce on the meat laid out before her.

She stared down at herself as Lisa and Juan moved down to her legs and cut through them just above the kneecaps. She really was opened up and flattened out like a book just like Ramon had described. The front side and contents of her torso were gone from shoulders to thighs They had done it with such incredible speed. They had taken her from whole to this in less than a minute.

The saws went silent at last, and her lower legs landed in the tray that already held her forearms. Ramon's knife flashed and her pulse fell away with the gore. Still wearing that reassuring smile, he scooped her up and cradled her like a child. As he carried her to the fire pit, he bent close to her ear and spoke tenderly to her.

"Your job's all done now, pretty meat. You growed yourself up all sweet and tender to make yourself a special dinner for all these people. Now, you can rest."

On the grill, next to the pigs, she could see the empty spot where they had tortured Kay. It was glistening with a fresh coat of cooking oil. Ramon turned her face down. Juan took hold of her hair and neck while Maria and Lisa stood to each side of Juan, pulling her upper arms and the flaps of her chest wide, while Ramon gripped her thighs. She stared down at her place on the grill, feeling the heat approach as they lowered her.

Her upper arms and her thighs felt the sear only for a moment after they laid her on the grill. Her nose filled with the delicious odor of her own body cooking.

Someone painted mop sauce on her back. Juan still held her head up by the hair, but he stepped to one side as Ramon sliced into her neck with his chef's knife. It left her with a view of Kay staring at her with stricken eyes, so she flashed a weak smile and mouthed her last words.

****

Kay watched with dull fascination as Ramon's nude daughter, still wet from hosing off blood and gore, held Texi's severed head steady so her father could shave off the remaining hair. Once Texi's scalp was smooth, she turned the head and he split the face from crown to chin with a power saw. She turned it again for him to do the same down the back, then she did the rest with her chef's knife. She scooped the brains into a tray, harvested the tongue and the ears and left the emptied halves to him.

Having eaten beef tongue, Kay understood that part. She wondered about the ears.

After admiring his daughter's lovely ass sauntering away with her latest treasure, Ramon coated the halves with sauce, then casually tossed them on with the rest, just a couple more chunks of meat on the grill.

The two men slipped their clothes back on as they resumed their supervision of the barbecue-- for protection from the fire, she assumed-- but the two women stayed naked while preparing the various remaining parts of Texi. The way they responded to comments, they knew the crowd enjoyed watching them cook in the nude.

They disassembled Texi's lower legs and forearms joint by joint, defleshing and sawing up the long bones into short pieces. Meat, skin, bones, fingers, toes… all went into various pots for different dishes.

Lisa chopped Texi's brain and some other organ meat and veggies into little cubes, breading them and tossing them into a pot as she worked. Maria meticulously cut the fat out of her breasts, turning them almost completely inside out in the process, carefully leaving the mammary tissue attached. She lovingly formed the breasts back into their proper shape, replacing the fat with a stuffing mixture made from organ meats and spices, then tied them with butcher's twine and arranged them into a dutch oven to bake over the fire.

Kay thought the fat Maria had harvested from them would join the chunks from other parts of her body now in a pot rendering down into cracklings, but she sliced it into thin strips and salted them instead. Kay heard her tell someone she would pan fry them later into treats she called 'breast bacon'.

She began preparing more treats from Texi's vagina and attached parts. They truly did know how to turn almost every ounce of a girl into food.

Joe slipped a wool sweater over Kay's shoulders and sat down next to her, not saying a thing.

Betsy and her friend Jeri had switched from judges to their other roles, self-designated 'substitute whores', to entertain those that hadn't had received turns on Texi or Kay. Jeri was clearly enjoying getting banged by the female videographer and one the other judges' husbands, while Betsy entertained the now-infamous father and daughter team.

"Those two already had their turns," Kay noted. "They already did both Texi and me."

Joe gave a quiet chuckle. "They're so popular, the judges are letting them take extra turns. They were lined up right away with the other judge. Betsy's their fourth victim."

"Wait what? They did Jeri?"

"The other judge? Why?"

"She's that man's wife. She's the girl's step-mother."

He snorted.

She wondered, "Seriously? Jeri really ate out her own step-daughter right in front of her husband and everyone?"

He nodded, then began rubbing her back and shoulders. Her aching muscles shrilled a protest, but it felt too good to even flinch. She looked back to her ex-girlfriend-- no, her girlfriend-- gently roasting on the grill.

"I can't believe you actually helped them cook her," she sulked. "You really wanted to eat her, didn't you?"

"She wanted to win."

It was so unfair. The aroma was hypnotically appetizing. "Are you... planning to hold me to that bet?"

"Hell yeah. Texi went that far to beat you. Would you really back out after she did that much?"

She looked up at him, then down. Nobody would ever forgive her... nor could she forgive herself. "No."

"Monday morning, you quit the restaurant, and we go get the marriage license. Then we get started on your first baby. I'm keeping you barefoot and pregnant for the next four years."

It was exactly what she'd wanted to do to Texi. She'd intended to ask Joe to get her pregnant, probably even get him to let them move in. She figured she could stick her with several kids, then Texi would have to either stay married to her when four years was up, or go ahead and marry Joe like the dumb chick should have done in the first place.

He'd known, of course, since she'd told him she was trying to maneuver Texi into something like that. Had he told Texi?

"We're having at least three," he added.

"Three?"

"One for each of us."

"Okay," she whispered, watching Juan hose the last traces Texi's blood and the few stray remnants of her that they couldn't use into the storm sewer. Earlier, she had seen him do the same with similar trash from the pigs. Texi was just another slaughtered animal to him.

Joe had insisted that she watch until all of Texi was cooking. Now he picked her up and carried her into his house. He laid her on the couch, found her a blanket, kissed her and told her to rest. She drifted after that, a mass of pain, regret and sorrow, while he fetched some painkillers for her. Confusingly, it was Maria who held her head and gave them to her, and rubbed a salve on her tortured skin. "Sleep, pretty girl. With so many burns, you need to rest."

After a time she became aware of lovemaking, and identified it as Joe and Maria fucking on the carpet next to where she slept. A bit later she noticed Lisa also participating. Lisa kept teasing Maria about cooking her too some day. Vaguely, Kay wondered if she was serious.

Then Lisa noticed Kay half-awake and gave her a gentle tonguing that was more therapy than sex, as Maria moaned happily in cowgirl position on top of Joe. Somewhere in the middle of that, Kay fell to sleep again.

Joe let her sleep until nearly dinner time. They sat together on the brick retaining wall close to the house and watched the crew carefully transfer the now beautifully-cooked meat onto a massive carving board and carry it over to the serving tables. The smell was hypnotic and the skin was golden-bronze.

The women on the crew, both of them still naked, just like quite a few of the women at the party, finished the various sides and specialty dishes and transferred them to the table while the men got to work carving the meat. Lisa nearly put her apron on when the serving began, but Maria teased her and so they both stayed naked for that, too.

After Joe carried their plates over and sat down, Kay simply sat and watched the serving line at first, trying to ignore what he was enjoying next to her.

She was one of the two 'guests of honor', and Joe had inherited Texi's share, so the judges decided they would have all girl meat and veggies. Joe had told the crew to select the best parts for her. Everyone else had to take more pork than girl, so everyone would enjoy a share of Texi.

Finally, she grew heartsick watching her lover gradually disappear and instead watched Joe quietly enjoy her ribs and thigh and specialty items. They both had slices of Maria's "Tetas Rellenos".

"You really fucking wanted to eat her," she repeated in a bitter whisper.

He just rubbed her back and took another bite.

"Is it for real, nobody's going to jail for this?"

Joe nodded. "You know Ray's a cop, right? The judges only approved this so easily because he verified that Ramon was telling us the truth. He'll take a neck bone and copies of her license and suicide request with him when he goes to work. He told us to cook and dispose of everything, so the police don't have to deal with a body. If we leave nothing except obvious food waste, they won't even bother contacting anyone."

She shook her head. "Shit."

Her own plate lay untouched in her lap, but it smelled good. Joe had intercepted her veggies, though. On her new master's orders, she could only eat dishes containing girl meat this evening.

He rubbed her back while gnawing the last bits from a rib and watching his dogs contentedly chew on bones on the patio in front of them. She wondered if the bones were pig or girl.

Plenty of pork was still available, but people were still enjoying their servings of Texi. Nothing but grease remained on the board where they had served her. The crew had already cut up the bones and less palatable bits of skin and cartilage and bagged them for dog owners. They were making sure there was absolutely nothing left of her, like Ray had said.

It jarred her when Joe flipped the rib bone to his labrador. Shit, Joe!

He forked a couple fried items in sauce from her plate and held them up for her. She asked, "What is it?"

"They called it Fritto Misto," he answered.

"Italian? Not Cuban?" she asked with surprise. She studied the dish, realizing it was the mixed fry that included her brains... "It's Texi, no matter what it is."

"Yes," he answered firmly. "It's Texi. Eat as much as you can."

Ignoring the spoonful, she stared him in the eye, "I could throw another party and have Ramon can cook me too, just to make sure Texi doesn't win. Somewhere deep inside, are you hoping I do? Do you want to eat me for dinner too?"

He just waited with the spoon. She opened her mouth and let him put it in. She knew she was tasting Texi's brain and innards, yet it was undeniably good. She let the flavors roll over her tongue as she savored it. The dish might have been Italian by name, but the cooks had given it a distinctly Cuban taste.

He never did answer the damned question. He just called his lab over and hand fed her a less-than-crunchy piece of skin, then told Kay, "Don't let those ribs go to waste either. They're delicious."

She picked up one of the ribs and ate, making herself memorize the taste, the smell...

Once she stripped it clean, he made her give the bone to the dog. She watched the animal crunching it as Joe fed her another item. "I had them give you a couple pieces of this, too."

Seasoning salted, rendered-out fat tissue crunched in her mouth. The 'bacon' from Texi's breasts.

"It's good," Joe stated, as a fact, not a question.

"Yeah." She took a bite of thigh meat on her own, her appetite improving.

As the flavor filled her senses, she could see that final smile again. She knew the words that her girlfriend had mouthed. They'd said those same words to each other a thousand times while growing up, whenever they battled each other on video games.

Top this, Bitch!