Somewhat Important Things to Know

1.If you see a dog and it says “woof woof woof, uh..... LINE!”, It is not a dog

2.When somebody asks where you got something, reply, “I got it off eBay”

3.FOR PETE SAKES MAN, DO NOT EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!!!!

4.Remember, the universal response is, “I know a guy”

5.When somebody offers you some chocolate, sniff it first.

6.Tongue + Electrical Socket = PAIN!!!

7.If you get on a reality show with a cash prize and you win the million dollar cash prize, you will lose half of it within three months of tax.