Little Fish, Little Pond

Remember that time you wanted to date you’re Buddies Girlfriend? She was gorgeous, clever and funny. But you didn’t want to jeopardize your buddies happiness, Plus she wasn’t into you even if you could date her. I never understood why people chase the same girl? There are Tons of awesome girls out there. Most of them to good for you. Sorry, but that’s why you’re single.

But You still think about that girl a lot. Why Maybe its love, sure Love can come and go. No one ever said It was supposed to last even if It was for a week. You Know what else doesn’t last? fitness! That’s Right remember where you always seen you’re buddy and his girl. The bars, fast food restaurants, The Movies ( scuffing Popcorn down like it was the last bit of food on the Planet). Yup! She got fat as hell. With In a Month and a Half. You’re buddy with the good job and more numbers than you could have imagined suddenly lost interest. So her and her bucket of popcorn is left out in the cold. She still hangs out at the same places you guys do. All of a suddenly she laughing at your jokes. When you didn’t even say anything funny! You where never funny before.

Fatty Is looking for some love. And you got nothing else going for you so you take on the challenge. Remember though your buddy wants nothing to do with her. Plus you got super human mental skills. From that time you played Football and you’re Coach told you to size the opponent down. Well there you go you can use that system out side of the field. You just imagine her when she was skinny. It’s actually a very effective method. Spending time with her is fun in the beginning, You end up doing the same things she did with her last boyfriend. Same places, same people, except you’re dating her know.

She tells you about all of these diets she’s going to go on and the gyms she is going to workout at and who she is training with, and blah blah blah. All of this while using the Ignoring powers you learned in school during Social studies class. That Probably got you in the Relationship rank your in now, with the fatties, Cause you cant pretend to give the least little bit of attention to what they’re saying. Really!?? As this whole thing is going on the relationship is going good. And to make it even better she starts to look fit. That Diet and what not is starting to work.
Your jokes aren’t as funny as they used to be in fact she makes evil grins at you after them? Sex for some reason came to a halt. I don’t know why? We were always good and gritty.

One day you guys are out and she wants to tell you something. That is that she is going back with her old boyfriend ( You’re Buddy). While you were ring master for the circus, he Missed her. With that going on he feels kind of funny about being your friend now. So you lose a Friend and a girlfriend. Moral Of the Story - Kill Your self.