beef jerky

I was eating corn while watching porn

I hear that someone had sworn in the womans dorm

A baby was born

I took a poo in a shoe

then i made shoe stew

The baby liked it so i named it stew, he was a jew

I hired a crew to sue all but one jew the blue jew wasn't sued.

I chewed beef jerky while cooking a turkey, it was once named lurkey

then i saw someone in the bathroom doing jerky jerky